Posts tagged ‘father’

June 16, 2019

Dad jokes on Father’s Day

by allthoughtswork

Just don’t share any of them with your dad or you’ll be hearing it again and again and again and again and….

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March 22, 2019

The Wait

by duncanr
June 23, 2017

Father, Son – Talk

by duncanr


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December 31, 2015

Deaf Man Finds Out He’s to be a Dad

by duncanr

how do you tell a deaf man he is to be a father?

well, you could do what David Welch’s wife, Brittany LeBlanc, did – wait till xmas then film him opening his xmas presents, each giving him a clue that she is pregnant, e.g., a Baby Ruth chocolate bar, a bottle of Dad’s Root Beer, and two positive pregnancy test results

September 17, 2015

Being a Dad means . . .

by duncanr

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August 11, 2015

Bastard of the Year ?

by duncanr

not waving but drowningthis piss-poor excuse of a man must be a firm favourite for the title – http://tinyurl.com/p5nyyz8

February 24, 2015

Kali of the Dance

by duncanr

this is how a man amuses himself when his wife goes out and leaves him to look after their daughter, Kali

March 7, 2014

Kid and Old Goat Fight over Female

by duncanr

escort200When a 70 yr old Italian man fancied a bit of skirt, he thought he’d be discreet and order an ‘escort’ from a different city.

When the two met up, however, the randy old goat found the ‘escort’ was his future daughter-in-law

Under the circumstances, he decided to bring the planned evening to a premature end without any hanky-panky, but . . .

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July 25, 2013

Cancer Stricken Dad’s Last Dance

by duncanr

More details here – http://tinyurl.com/lrfyqrr

July 11, 2012

Travelling with Kids

by duncanr

Travelling anywhere with kids can be a nightmare. If they’re not squabbling with one another, they are demanding the car be stopped on one pretext or another

I’m going to be sick

I need a pee

Or they are voicing veiled accusations that you are not travelling fast enough

Are we nearly there yet?

So I can understand and applaud this driver’s innovative solution to the problem, though the cops seemed to have a problem with it

http://tinyurl.com/d6j527d