Posts tagged ‘fertility’

July 24, 2017

Victor Noir’s Dick

by duncanr

they say size doesn’t matter

hard to believe that’s true when so many women are queueing up to rub Victor Noir’s huge cock –

April 21, 2013

Real Men Wear Kilts

by duncanr

kiltie silhoutteSo, scientists are finally realising what generations of scots (men and women) have known all along – men in kilts are more virile than poncy blokes in trousers.

It’s all to do with the cooling breeze round a scotsman’s nuts, you see. Too much heat down there – as a result of wearing tight underpants – damages a man’s sperm, thereby reducing his fertility –

So, girls, if you want to maximise your chances of having a baby, find a man with a kilt **

Meanwhile, in France, bus drivers . . .

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