Posts tagged ‘firefighters’

August 7, 2019

Firefighters Save Racoons

by duncanr

when firefighters were called out to battle a warehouse fire in South Bend, Indiana, they spotted two racoons trapped on the roof of the burning building

knowing racoons are wary of people, they decided the best chance of rescuing the critturs was to set up some ladders and leave them to make their own escape from the fire

August 24, 2017

Out of Fire and into Frying Pan

by duncanr

firefighters rewarded with sausages after saving pigs’ bacon –

October 2, 2016

Does My Bum Look Big in This?

by duncanr

it’s always a good idea – whatever the truth – for a guy to answer ‘No’ when asked this question by a woman

in this case, though, there’s no denying the answer is ‘Yes’ after firefighters were called to free a woman who got her arse stuck in . . .

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May 9, 2016

Pooch Pulled from Pit

by duncanr

a 7-month old lurcher pup fell 25ft into an old brick-lined lime-kiln when out for a walk with its owners at lunchtime Saturday – fortunately, the base of the kiln was covered in a bed of leaves so the pup was unhurt and was, eventually, rescued by Shropshire firefighters

January 17, 2016

Firefighters Rescue Dog from Frozen Lake

by duncanr

a 6 month old german shepherd dog who escaped from its owner’s yard and fell into an icy lake was rescued by West Milford, New Jersey, Fire Department – though one of the firefighters got a bite for his trouble –

April 25, 2015

Firefighters Rescue Dog from Pipe

by duncanr

February 18, 2015

Bottoms Up

by duncanr

in Russia, a somewhat inebriated, bare-arsed man who entered a ventilation shaft of a building head first – following the smell of soup – made a public spectacle of himself when he got stuck and needed to be freed by firefighters

full story here –

June 23, 2014

Man Rescued from Vagina

by duncanr

FIREFIGHTER WITH AX German firefighters had to be called out to free a prick stuck in a vagina

[make up your own jokes] 😆

August 21, 2013

Flaming Nipples leads to Building Evacuation

by duncanr

Hundred of people had to be evacuated from a building in Dundee and firefighters called out when this girl’s act set off smoke alarms (

Warning : Do not try this at home, girls.  But if you do – remember to remove the batteries from your smoke alarms first !

January 17, 2013

Lubricant Eases Woman’s Passage

by duncanr

Firefighters in Oregon cut a ‘window’ in a stone wall and applied lubricant to pull a woman free after she became wedged in an 8-10″ gap between two buildings. Initial reports suggest the woman was having a fly fag on the roof of one of the buildings when she slipped and fell into the gap separating that building from the one next door