Posts tagged ‘florida’

December 5, 2018

“I won’t be in to work tomorrow, Captain…”

by allthoughtswork

 

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April 26, 2018

Cops attempt to unlock phone of man they killed using his finger

by allthoughtswork

Image result for bloody finger plastic package

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Seriously? I mean…seriously? 

November 4, 2017

Clerical Error

by duncanr

the Bella Villa Baptist Church in Edgewater, Florida is to remove its sign after the message encouraging ‘forgiveness’ was thought by many people to be conveying a rather different message entirely – http://tinyurl.com/ya6d29wv

June 29, 2017

No More Good Samaritan

by duncanr

a word of warning, guys

if you come across a wean greetin’ for its maw, don’t get involved

don’t try to help reunite it with its parents

just walk away, pretend you didn’t see it

trust me, it’s for the best

if you don’t believe me, just ask this guy – http://tinyurl.com/y83e2wfl

July 18, 2016

Captured

by duncanr

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full story here – http://tinyurl.com/jf9dd59

April 27, 2015

Crafty Crooks

by duncanr

it’s amazing what you can find up some women’s skirts !

April 9, 2015

Tortoises are not Turtles, Folks

by duncanr

tortoise in seaconservation officials in Florida are getting pissed off with folk mistaking tortoises with turtles and ‘releasing’ baby tortoises into the sea – and the tortoises are not very happy about it either

the poor buggers can’t swim !

pro tip guys – turtles have flippers, tortoises have feet and toes

hope that clears up any confusion

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32214019

March 25, 2015

To Circumcise or Not

by duncanr

baby facing circumcisionshortly after her son was born, a woman agreed to him being circumcised, as the boy’s father wished

she has since changed her mind, however, and is now on the run from the law to avoid her son being ‘snipped’ – leading a Florida judge to issue an ultimatum – allow her 4 yr old son to be circumcised, as the father of the boy wants, or go to jail

Hhhmmm, I’m on the . . .

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April 17, 2014

Only in America

by duncanr

prisonerRyan Holle is serving a life sentence in a Florida prison, with no possibility of parole – convicted of pre-meditated murder, though everyone, including the prosecutor, accepts he was asleep in bed when the crime was committed – http://tinyurl.com/omzprcs

April 6, 2014

Eggceedingly Large Take-Away in Florida

by duncanr

truckThis is no yolk

Florida cops were scrambled to a 7-Eleven following a report that 180,000 eggs had been poached – http://tinyurl.com/pevc3u9

The eggs were inside a truck stolen from behind the store, though cops think the target was the truck itself and not the contents – the eggs being a side dish rather than the main course

[In related news, the price of omelettes in Florida soared to eggstortionate levels overnight]