Posts tagged ‘flowers’

August 7, 2019

Marital Problem

by duncanr


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June 10, 2019

The Man in the Next Grave

by duncanr

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read what happened next – here

March 4, 2018

Flower Dance

by duncanr

A treat for the eyes! Watch this time-lapse video of flowers growing, blooming, and reacting to outside forces, from Thomas Blanchard.

From an artistic point of view, the flowers are represented in the 4 seasons.

The fire for the fall, ice for the winter, fast hatching (timelapses) for the spring and color inks for the summerhttp://tinyurl.com/y9qvt28e

November 15, 2017

The Stranger at my Brother’s Grave

by duncanr

Karl Smith died in 1947, aged 12 yr old

for 70 years, a mysterious stranger has been visiting his grave . . .

January 5, 2017

Community Policing Mumbai Style

by duncanr

flower-powerusually, when cops arrive at one’s doorstep unannounced, it’s a cause for alarm, but not for octogenarian Mumbai resident Lalita Subramanyam – for the cops, armed with cake and flowers, were there to mark her 83rd birthday

Mumbai police have a . . .

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November 18, 2015

They Might Have Guns But We Have Flowers

by duncanr

May 22, 2015

To Wee or Not to Wee

by duncanr

returning early from her holiday, a horrified Mary instantly regrets asking her neighbour to water her plants while she was away

watering plant

what am I on about ?

http://tinyurl.com/og4ftsq

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November 27, 2013

Dead Man Walking

by duncanr

ripA polish couple made a grave error when they buried their son – the bugger was still alive !

Hello mum and dad. I’m back“, said Jaroslaw Carolinsk, as his parents laid flowers on his grave

(full story here – http://tinyurl.com/pewpdbs)

Now the question everyone (parents and police, alike) are asking is – who the f*ck’s in the grave?

 

February 9, 2013

Don’t Buy Yellow Roses

by duncanr

yellow roseA word to the wise guys

It’s valentine’s Day on the 14th and your woman will be expecting (at the very least) some flowers. Roses are the traditional flower associated with this occasion but be careful about the colour!

According to the Victorian ‘language of flowers’ (the Floral Code) a deep red rose signifies “bashful shame” – which is not perhaps the message you want to convey to the lady, but it is at least better than giving her a peachy coloured rose, which means “sympathy”

Of course chances are your woman won’t know the Floral Code but in case she does, FFS don’t give her a bluidy yellow rose – the friggin thing says you just want to be friends 🙄

To find out more about what you should and what you shouldn’t give your woman on Valentine’s Day, check out http://tinyurl.com/b9pbmch