Posts tagged ‘france’

June 13, 2018

Old railroads: France vs. Oregon

by allthoughtswork

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March 7, 2018

The French Horse-Butt Sniper

by allthoughtswork


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When you read the words “planted a sniper inside the fake horse with a gun port right where the anus would be,” you keep reading, because you finally found something grosser than Trump.

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January 16, 2018

Fuck France

by allthoughtswork

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The bastards can’t even acknowledge smartphones in their native language. Go suck a croissant, Pierre.

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September 16, 2017

Smoke from American wildfires makes it all the way to France

by allthoughtswork

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How could anyone tell? Anyway, Je t’en prie.

August 25, 2016

Burkini Ban : French Farce

by duncanr

the french motto ‘Liberté, égalité, fraternité‘ seems rather hollow given some French mayors have banned women from wearing the ‘burkini’ swimming costume on the beach

and while the french prime minister sees the burkini as ‘enslaving’ women – apparently because he thinks the decision to wear the burkini is forced on a woman by her male partner rather than her own choice, he sees nothing ironic in another set of men ordering her not to wear it

as Mitch Benn says on Twitter . . . The case that one should not dictate what women can & can’t wear is perhaps not best made by dictating what women can & can’t wear

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and as to the argument that . . .

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June 25, 2016

From our football correspondent

by NobblySan


Ahead of England’s first knockout stage game at Euro 2016  we have received a special report from our football correspondent  – Barry ‘Baz’ Thatcher .
A seasoned and respected football pundit, Baz has been following the England team around France while keeping his non-swollen eye out for the police.

Baz will be sending in further insightful reports into the finer points of the beautiful game as England progress through the tournament.

[So let’s hope they get knocked out fairly soon, eh? – Ed]

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November 17, 2015

The idiot’s guide to La Marseillaise

by NobblySan

Before tonight’s England vs France ‘friendly’ at Wembley (the last one was an away match at Waterloo, I believe) both sets of fans were urged to join in singing the French national anthem.

Some helpful soul produced a version of the lyrics that yer average cockney could understand:-

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September 26, 2015

Bastards !

by duncanr

two ‘animal rights activists‘ heartless, self-righteous bastards steal a homeless man’s dog then put it up for adoption for €175 –

January 27, 2015

Nuts to Nutella

by duncanr

natella banneda French judge has ruled a couple can’t call their baby ‘Nutella’ because it is the tradename for a shitty spread and to do so would inevitably expose the child to teasing from other kids when it went to school

instead, he ordered the child be called “Ella” – – a much ‘safer’ name for a girl (less so for a boy)

a rare case here of parents being more of an ass than the law !

January 14, 2015

Didn’t Take Long

by duncanr

political hypocriteslike most folk, I condemn – without qualification – the murder of innocents in Paris by murdering bastards

however, forgive me if I don’t join in the hypocritical bullshit that has followed

those leaders in the photo portraying themselves as supporters of free speech?

Hypocrites ! –

and French politicians leading the . . .

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