Posts tagged ‘fruit’

September 3, 2019

I’m a little turned on

by allthoughtswork

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Is this what it’s like for guys looking at a porn site?

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August 8, 2018

Evil keto

by allthoughtswork

Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets


For those of us who don’t consume carbs, there are sundry ways to blow off steam in a maddeningly sugar-laden supermarket.

May 15, 2018

Braspberries: Face it, you want some

by allthoughtswork

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This is a personal goal of mine this summer. I’m thinkin’ vanilla rum-infused whipped cream and a chilled bowl. And I may be naked, depends on how the weather pans out.

July 21, 2014

Battle of the Booze

by duncanr

drunken-wasp220i caught a drunken lout after my beer on Saturday

I was partly to blame

I left it unattended while I went to the loo and when I returned he was hovering around my beer

Oi, you ! – I shouted – ‘buzz off!

but he paid not a blind bit of notice

I happened to have . . .

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