August 8, 2018
Going to sneak into every mens room in the US and write this
October 27, 2017
Headstone Humour
more grave humour here – https://www.eatliver.com/hilarious-tombstones/
June 14, 2017
UK bar uses Faraday cage to block cellphone use
Dude, put away the dick pic, you’re just gonna have to walk up and actually TALK to her.
(My genius solution: first person to turn on their damned phone pays the tab.)
June 7, 2017
The parking gods are not amused
I park waaaay in the back of the lot just to keep assholes from blocking my door. The ones who’ve annoyed me over the years now possess invaluable, one of a kind, car key Banksy’s. Seriously, people, remove head from ass before setting parking brake.
PS: This Jeep owner deserves a cupcake.
June 4, 2017
It doesn’t get any more First World Problem than this
Paris Syndrome? Seriously? Oh, you’ve got to be fuckin’ kidding me.
