Posts tagged ‘germany’

August 4, 2020

“Mom, I’m gonna have to call you back…”

by allthoughtswork

This is a real photo of a couple supposedly being romantic on a Munich bridge but the way she’s posed…and the way he just looks tired…I don’t know….

October 17, 2019

Not many folk know this . . .

by duncanr

August 17, 2019

Losing your marbles

by allthoughtswork

FYI: The comments below it are just as fun.

December 14, 2018

You say Pepermoton, I say Pfeffernusse

by allthoughtswork

German Pfeffernusse Spice Cookies

This was a holiday tradition in my house, making Pfeffernusse. Full of anise and tossed in powdered sugar, they were either chewy or molar-shattering hard depending on whether you pulled them from the oven in time.

Our filial variation was leaving them in those pointy little pillow shapes instead of rolling them into rounds before baking. Cut far deeper holes in the roof of your mouth and made those annual Christmas carb binges a dangerous undertaking, as they should be.


December 13, 2018

The River Diabeetus

by allthoughtswork

Spilt chocolate is seen on a road in Werl, Germany December 10, 2018 in this picture obtained from social media. Picture taken December 10, 2018. FEUERWEHR WERL/via REUTERS THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN SUPPLIED BY A THIRD PARTY. MANDATORY CREDIT. NO RESALES. NO ARCHIVES.

You’re too late, they’ve already cleaned up the river of liquid chocolate that oozed out of a malfunctioning storage tank at a chocolate factory in Westoennen, Germany.

You’re just going to have to get fat the old-fashioned way: visiting relatives over the holidays and self-medicating against them with M&Ms and scotch.

February 13, 2018

Listen up, Dunc

by allthoughtswork

German word

But good luck pronouncing it in that state.

January 10, 2018

Damnit, there’s always a catch

by allthoughtswork

Image result for fuggerei

How would you like to pay just $1.00 a year in rent?

You’ll have to be a debtless indigent who’s crazy for Jesus, though, and live in Bavaria. I think I could pull off the indigent bit.

April 11, 2017

Escape to the Country

by duncanr

lovely to escape the hectic noise and bustle of city life for the relative peace and tranquility of the countryside; to swap the concrete jungle and smell of diesel fumes for – [if only for a few hours] – green and pleasant fields and hills, and the sweet smell of . . . jesus christ, wtf is that ?

January 11, 2017

Close Shave on German Train

by duncanr

let's talk this over, eh ?

let’s talk this over, eh ?

hard to know who was the more surprised – the woman who found a naked man brandishing a kitchen knife when she entered the loo on a german train or the man pruning his bush when she burst in on him –

August 8, 2016

A Woman Walked into a Bank and . . .

by duncanr

Stock Pic of different woman

Stock Pic of different woman

multiple German police rushed to the scene after informant described her as only wearing a bunny costume . . . upon questioning, she pleaded guilty but stated, in her defence, that she didn’t have a thing to wear! –

P.S. for ratty and inchcock, here’s an alternative stock pic of a woman wearing a bunny costume

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