Posts tagged ‘girlfriend’

August 8, 2019

Dope Fails Dope Test

by duncanr

a word of advice guys – if you’re trying to get through a drug test by passing off a sample of your girlfriend’s pee as your own, do some checking with her first before doing so, in case what happened to D.J. Cooper happens to you

Basketball player fails drug test when it finds he is pregnant

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November 19, 2017

Worth a Try?

by duncanr

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August 20, 2016

The Magic Coffee Table

by duncanr
June 25, 2015

Free to any Willing Home

by duncanr

Roanoke man posted this heart-rending ad on Craiglist . . .

mollyMY girlfriend does not like my beagle molly. SO i have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So . . . . .

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May 19, 2015

Annoying Your Girlfriend – Irish Version

by duncanr

Youtube has removed this video since I posted it here but you can view it here instead https://www.facebook.com/382375331894742/videos/671779209621018/

May 14, 2015

Bail Money Bank Robber Jailed

by duncanr

bank robberwho said chivalry is dead ?

when Robert Phillip Rivas’s girlfriend ended up in jail, our gallant Rivas determined to pay her bail

sadly, his plan backfired – http://tinyurl.com/p3hjfvw

protip 1 – if planning to rob a bank, pick one that is not near a police station

protip 2 – remember to remove your disguise asap after robbing the bank

protip 3 – when planning your escape route, avoid . . .

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March 19, 2015

What to do, what to do ?

by duncanr

difficult choicea Chinese man, Wu, was placed in an awkward situation when his current girlfriend, Rong, and his ‘ex’, Jun, both jumped into a river

I . . . had to make a choice between right and wrong,” Wu said – “And I chose Rong

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/l9e5jqo

December 10, 2013

Chinese Man Shops till he Drops

by duncanr

reluctant shopperI’ve never understood what it is that some women so love about shopping

If I want something, I go into a shop, buy it, and leave – job done

For some woman I have known, however, shopping appeared to be an activity that expanded to fit the time available. Where I would consider it a stroke of luck to find what I was looking for in the first shop entered, not so with them – a dozen or more other shops must be visited in case there . . .

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October 3, 2013

Going Out with a Bang

by duncanr

broken heart150A romantic evening ended prematurely for one young couple in Arizona

Feeling something hard pressing against her tummy when hugging her boyfriend, a 24 yr old woman asked her boyfriend to pull it out

When he reached inside his pants to do so, however, his weapon accidentally discharged

Police are treating the death of the girl as an accident

http://tinyurl.com/knjesyf

P.S. what kind of an idiot carries a loaded gun anywhere near his balls?

 

 

April 6, 2013

Mum Learns she is to be a Grandmother

by duncanr

Young guy tells his mum he had unprotected sex with a girl and, as a result, she is now pregnant