Posts tagged ‘gun’

May 28, 2019

Goodbye Mr Snuggles

by duncanr

May 17, 2017

Armed Woman Gate-Crashed Wedding

by duncanr

an arranged marriage in India didn’t quite go to plan – [well, the bride’s plan anyway] – when another woman kidnapped – [did she really?] – the groom at gunpoint

full story here –

December 20, 2016

Secret Santa

by duncanr

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August 25, 2016

Waiter Does Not Take Kindly to Complaint

by duncanr

diners shotI’m going to go out on a limb here and bet these diners didn’t leave the waiter a tip . . .

April 24, 2014

Why Foreplay is Important

by duncanr

couple in bedMen and women have different ideas when it comes to foreplay

Women like men to get all lovey-dovey feely before they go for goal

whereas men count buying the woman beer and pizza as foreplay

But listen up guys, next time you’re courting a lady, don’t jump right in and start banging her straight away. Spend a little time stroking her vagina first. The lady will enjoy the foreplay and the time spent exploring her vagina may well save your life. After all, you never know what is up there –

April 1, 2014

Gun Dog Looking for New Home

by duncanr

dog with gunrghteditedFailing to find homes for 7 puppies, a Florida man, 37 yr old Jerry Allen Bradford decided to shoot them

After seeing 3 siblings gunned down, however, one of the 4 remaining puppies decided to fight back and shot Bradford in the hand – resulting in him being hospitalised

The remaining puppies are now in the care of . . .

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March 31, 2014

How was it for you?

by duncanr

couple in poolcroppedA romantic coupling in a pool ended in an explosive climax when an off-duty police officer decided to interrupt the coitus

Angry words were exchanged

Then the cop pulled his gun and shot the man

Sadly, he wasn’t firing blanks, and the man is now in critical condition in hospital

In his defence, the cop claimed the man was coming at him

December 6, 2013

Cops Shoot Two Women then Blame Unarmed Man

by duncanr

stupid cop120In what masquerades as ‘justice’ in the USA, an unarmed man has been charged with assault, and faces up to 25 years in prison if found guilty, because cops are blaming him for the fact they shot two women by mistake (they were aiming at him)

35 yr old Glenn Broadnax was weaving erratically through traffic in Times Square.

When two police officers approached him, he reached his hand into his pocket. Thinking he was going to pull a gun, both officers shot at him – and, luckily for him, missed.

Not so fortunate were . . .

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October 3, 2013

Going Out with a Bang

by duncanr

broken heart150A romantic evening ended prematurely for one young couple in Arizona

Feeling something hard pressing against her tummy when hugging her boyfriend, a 24 yr old woman asked her boyfriend to pull it out

When he reached inside his pants to do so, however, his weapon accidentally discharged

Police are treating the death of the girl as an accident

P.S. what kind of an idiot carries a loaded gun anywhere near his balls?



March 7, 2013

Cops find Gun in Woman’s Vagina

by duncanr

1jeansfront_0_0As a mere man, it is not for me to tell a woman what she should or shouldn’t do with her body

It’s her body after all and her’s to do with as she pleases

However, if I could offer a word of advice without getting my head bitten off, can I just suggest that . . .

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