Posts tagged ‘happiness’

May 26, 2019

Marriage: If you’re a Woman, Don’t Bother

by duncanr

Married people are happier than other population subgroups, but only when their spouse is in the room when they’re asked how happy they are. When the spouse is not present: fucking miserable,”

Evidence suggests happiest subgroup of population are women who never married or had kids

more – here

March 29, 2018

Think it through

by allthoughtswork

Satirical Illustrations

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Behavioral research has revealed that you’re better off buying a lot of little experiences than a few large ticket items because the thrill will wear off either way and a cream cheese danish now and then won’t make your credit card explode like an Audi R8 will.

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March 26, 2018

It Works for Me

by duncanr

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September 5, 2013

British Women are Gagging for It

by duncanr

crap sex200A recent survey of 1,000 women resident in the UK (I read it in the Mail, so it must be true)  found that those who were having  frequent sex reported being more happy than women who were getting little or none

The Mail emphasises the health benefits of sex –

It decreases stress, boosts the immune system and gives . . . an important sense of wellbeing.’

It also helps heart health, lowers blood pressure and gives you better self-esteem,

[Hhmph, for years I’ve been telling woman about the health benefits of frequent sex – and fat lot of good it’s done me 😦 ]

According to the Mail . . .

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April 22, 2011

Happy but Miserable in the USA

by duncanr

Researchers comparing reported levels of happiness and suicide rates have found that those states in the USA with the happiest people are also the states with the highest suicide rates

Source . . . http://tinyurl.com/3fbxlny

Hhmm, could it be that the states with the highest suicide rates have got the highest happiest ratings because they’ve got less miserable buggers hanging around to drag down their happiness score ?

Just saying ? 😉

July 12, 2009

Butchers hogging it all

by duncanr

butcher-300In a recent poll asking consumers to rate different professions in terms of happiness and job satisfaction, 30% thought butchers were a happy lot.

When butchers were asked to rate themselves. 76% agreed with the consumers assessment – making them the happiest employees in the workforce.

At first reading, this seems an odd result – until one takes into account another finding from the poll.

Butchers are having 60% more sex than other workers.

Greedy buggers !

No wonder the f*ckers are happy !!!

Source . . .

April 2, 2009

Sisters

by noseycow

Researchers have ‘discovered’ that sisters spread happiness while brothers spread diseases. People who grow up with sisters are more likely to be happy and balanced.

full story

I have 3 sisters!!!

I have 3 sisters!!!

December 8, 2008

Happiness lessons

by noseycow

A Government sponsored report is suggesting that schools teach primary school children lessons in happiness.

Now if that isn’t the funniest thing you’ve read this year (with the exception of every Sarah Palin interview) then you should go back to the classroom post haste.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7770469.stm

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