Posts tagged ‘housework’

November 1, 2019

Better to be Safe than Sorry Tidy

by duncanr

a sensible precaution I take too, to honour and respect the dead !

November 17, 2018

Housework Tip

by duncanr


November 11, 2017

She Should be so Lucky

by duncanr

an egyptian woman – married for just two weeks – has filed for divorce because her husband insists on doing all the chores around the house –

hhmmm, some women might think he’s a keeper!

February 23, 2016

Housework – the Yogi Way

by duncanr

laundry yoga

came across this yoga instructor the other day

used to ‘play’ at yoga when I was in my twenties ¬†–¬†after watching this girl effortlessly combine yoga with housework, I’m thinking of taking it up again!

watch her routine and I’m sure you’ll be as . . .

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January 29, 2016

Clever Dog

by duncanr

if only my Jack Russells could do a fraction of these jobs around the house . . .

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January 23, 2016

Housework : A Warning

by duncanr

man falling off balconyevery now and again, we here at Madhatters like to put aside – temporarily – our flippancy to air a serious matter

today’s PSA is a warning to men everywhere

in the face of relentless bullying, cajoling, threats from the women in your life, stay strong – refuse to do . . .

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March 17, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr


September 4, 2012

Exercise Reduces Risk of Breast Cancer

by duncanr

Guys, next time your woman complains about you sat on your arse watching sport on the TV, while she runs herself ragged doing 101 jobs around the house, explain that it’s for her own good.

That you are deliberately not lifting a finger to help her because you love her so much and couldn’t bear the thought of living without her.

That far from being a lazy good-for-nothing useless piece of shit, you are actually a loving considerate, husband who is concerned about her health and welfare and that abdicating household chores to her is part of a cancer prevention plan !


November 15, 2009

Housework Damages Sperm

by duncanr

Great news, Guys.

It’s official – housework is bad for men.

Fact 1 – housework involves coming into close contact with items giving off electromagnetic waves
Fact 2 – Scientist have demonstrated electromagnetic waves lead to reduced sperm count

Conclusion – housework reduces sperm count

Recommended action – invite some mates round to watch sport on the TV with some beers and snacks and leave the housework to your woman.

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