Posts tagged ‘husband’

September 3, 2017

Letter to Wife’s Lover

by duncanr

to the guy screwing my wife, I am not angry but I would just ask a few things of you since you are screwing her

1. please stop leaving the seat up – I keep getting the blame

2. you may be giving me the chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It’s fine if you have a couple while you visit – [god knows, I need to drink plenty before I find her attractive] – but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you

3. if you do drink the last one, buy some more or . . .

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July 25, 2017

Murder over Chapatis

by duncanr

ghee, I think masala, it would tikka lot more than the shape of her chapatis – (that’s not a euphemism) – to drive most men to this extreme

perhaps she had a big ghobi, was giving him a raita mouthful and what started with a chat led to a big biryani ?

http://tinyurl.com/y8pz5p3b

June 15, 2017

That wasn’t supposed to happen!

by duncanr

a desperate man’s cunning plan to escape from his wife was foiled by a cruel sadistic judge

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/y8ptovfr

May 25, 2017

Foolish Woman

by duncanr

via

April 20, 2017

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

January 2, 2017

Meanwhile, in Japan . . .

by duncanr

fryingpan-assault220 years of blissful married life for a woman was shattered by a single word from her husband – http://tinyurl.com/h7sgf9b

December 16, 2016

At the Police Station

by duncanr

at-the-police-station

via

September 27, 2016

Anything to Declare?

by duncanr

customs-officialsa woman arriving on a flight from Morocco to Austria was stopped by customs officials suspicious about her carrion luggage – http://tinyurl.com/heelsol

September 26, 2016

Best Wife Ever?

by duncanr

wife to the rescue after husband leaves house for work without his packed lunch . . .

February 6, 2015

Woman Publically Shames Husband

by duncanr

anything you say, dear

anything you say, dear

dear gawd, man – yes, I’m talking to you, Yul Pan – how could you?

how could you let your wife treat you like this?

easy to see who wears the trousers in your house, mate

ffs, grow a set of balls and . . .

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