Posts tagged ‘husband’

August 26, 2019

Too Much of a Good Thing?

by duncanr

some folk don’t know when they’re well off

a woman in the UAE has filed for divorce because her husband is too nice – he never argues with her; he showers her with gifts, and helps with the housework chores without being asked

full story – here

July 28, 2019

Pam Ayres’ Husband

by duncanr

January 20, 2019

The best laid schemes of mice and men . . .

by duncanr

gang aft awry (Robert Burns)

the truth behind these words penned by Scotland’s National Bard in his poem ‘To a Mouse‘ is illustrated by the collapse of a husband’s cunning plan to prevent his wife returning to the UK following a trip to Pakistan . . .

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January 7, 2019

How to Get a Husband – 1938 Advice

by duncanr

[No 35 guarantees success !]


November 27, 2018

129 Ways to Get a Husband

by duncanr

a January 1958 issue of an american magazine targeted at women included an article advising women how to get themselves a husband

No 113 is my favourite . . .

read the other 128 tipshere

July 29, 2018

Those were the Days

by duncanr


April 18, 2018

Woman in Awkward Position

by duncanr

a moroccan woman – mother of 9 children – is in a bit of bother after her husband of 35 years went for a routine health check and discovered he was sterile

he is now seeking a divorce – that, however, is the least of her worries since adultery is a crime punishable by a prison sentence in Morocco

full story here –

November 11, 2017

She Should be so Lucky

by duncanr

an egyptian woman – married for just two weeks – has filed for divorce because her husband insists on doing all the chores around the house –

hhmmm, some women might think he’s a keeper!

September 3, 2017

Letter to Wife’s Lover

by duncanr

to the guy screwing my wife, I am not angry but I would just ask a few things of you since you are screwing her

1. please stop leaving the seat up – I keep getting the blame

2. you may be giving me the chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It’s fine if you have a couple while you visit – [god knows, I need to drink plenty before I find her attractive] – but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you

3. if you do drink the last one, buy some more or . . .

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July 25, 2017

Murder over Chapatis

by duncanr

ghee, I think masala, it would tikka lot more than the shape of her chapatis – (that’s not a euphemism) – to drive most men to this extreme

perhaps she had a big ghobi, was giving him a raita mouthful and what started with a chat led to a big biryani ?