Posts tagged ‘ice-cream’

August 15, 2018

Scotland churns out mayonnaise (gag!) ice cream

by allthoughtswork

mayo ice cream

Sorry, couldn’t even get the words out without throwing up in my mouth a little. For fuck’s sake, Duncan, can’t you get your people to calm down? What’s next, haggis cake with Rumbledethumps frosting?

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July 14, 2018

You know an ice cream shop has become desperate when….

by allthoughtswork

…they roll out Freak Shakes. It looks like something a fourteen-year-old whipped up during a cannabis-fueled bipolar high.

FYI, just walking downwind of the industrial strength processed carb fumes of a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop has been known to knock athletes completely out of ketosis and make diabetics jam a needle in their ass without breaking stride. Be safe out there.

February 7, 2018

“Devil’s Breath” ice cream, just in time for Valentine’s Day

by allthoughtswork

You won't find Carolina Reaper ice cream in Baskin Robbins anytime soon.

Yup, those crazy Scots are at it again, throwing out weird culinary dares to the rest of the world. This ice cream is so spicy, you have to be over 18 and sign a waiver first. That’s amoré.

January 28, 2018

Ice Cream Horror

by duncanr
August 28, 2017

Ice Cream Prank

by duncanr

May 1, 2016

Bride Jilted Over Ice Cream

by duncanr

a marriage in india was called off after the groom’s family complained the bride’s family had not provided enough ice-cream at the do

heated words, then blows were exchanged – both women and men throwing bricks and stones at the police when they arrived to break up the fracas

[jings, sounds a lot like some Scottish weddings I’ve been to – only the fighting and the police arrival doesn’t usually happen till after the ceremony’s over]

June 2, 2015

Nazi Nice Ice Cream

by duncanr

hitlericecreamcriticised for the name of his product, an Indian small businessman said he can’t understand what all the Führer is about

Hess only trying to make a living

click link for full pic- http://i.imgur.com/vwL4VuB.jpg

full story here – http://i.imgur.com/vwL4VuB.jpg

August 28, 2014

Holy Crap – that’s Gross !

by duncanr

Sir Isaac Newton warned us of the dangers of objects falling from trees, when an apple bounced off his bonce as we has happily munching on his packed lunch and thinking of a cunning plan to make the lives of future generations of kids thoroughly miserable by inventing calculus

Pity Julie Bresnan didn’t learn from that lesson and step away from that tree as she licked her ice-cream while recording a video for her dad back in Ireland !

April 28, 2014

Lick Me. I’m Delicious

by duncanr

icecreamconeWho doesn’t like ice-cream?

Well, now there’s even more reason to like it

A welshman has invented a new flavour that’s arousing a lot of interest

If you can’t be arsed with sexercise, try this – http://tinyurl.com/mscxnyc – instead

March 25, 2013

Guy Won’t Let Girlfriend Lick His Cone

by duncanr