Posts tagged ‘indecent exposure’

August 25, 2012

Good Vibrations ?

by duncanr

Driving for any length of time can become boring, leading to inattention, drowsiness, and accidents.

Having a passenger in the car who can engage you in conversation, and monitor your wakefulness helps keep you alert, but failing that – listening to the radio, opening the window to let cool air on your face, and frequent rest breaks when you ‘re feeling tired are recommended by motoring organisations and the police.

What they don’t recommend is driving with a vibrator up your arse . . .

January 1, 2011

Red Hot Chili Penis

by duncanr

A 50 yr old man flying from Salt Lake City to Lewiston, Idaho has got himself in a bit of a pickle – the 17 yr old high school cheerleader who was sat next to him on the flight has accused him of flashing his penis at her.

The girl claimed she was reading her magazine when she saw the man had pulled his penis out of his trousers and was moving it from side to side.

Now I know what you’re thinking . . .

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August 19, 2010

Unzip a Banana

by duncanr

Police in Port Angeles, Washington have arrested a 21 yr old man dressed in a banana suit following complaints that was driving round the neighbourhood ‘exposing’ himself.

The man had no explanation as to why he was dressed as a banana

Another man in the car was aslo arrested, but police allowed an 18 yr old woman in the car with Banana Man to split

Source . . .