Posts tagged ‘indonesia’

August 7, 2018

Carry on . . . Regardless

by duncanr

while some worshippers flee, an Imam doesn’t let anything as trivial as an earthquake disrupt his prayer . . .

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July 15, 2013

Ugly Secretaries Wanted

by duncanr

How's your shorthand?

How’s your shorthand?

Displeased by the number of extra-marital affairs between senior officials and their secretaries . . .

They treat them much better than their own wives. They bring them presents from official trips like perfumes or branded bags while their poor wives get nothing

Rusli Habibie,the Governor of Gorontalo province on northern Sulawesi island in Indonesia has come up with a cunning plan

He has ordered them to replace their female secretaries with male assistants or with old women who are no longer attractive,”

http://tinyurl.com/oydvwvc

So, bad news for officials and their pretty secretaries – good news for the officials wives and for ugly cows !

September 30, 2012

Shake, Rattle, and Roll

by duncanr

couple making love in bed

Did the earth move ?

If scientists are to be believed we’re about to get “All shook up”

Seems there’s “Trouble’ ahead. The earthquake off the west coast of Indonesia in April was an even bigger f*cker than they had first thought.

“This is the story” – the scientific explanation is way “Up above my head” but what it boils down to is that the Indonesian earthquake triggered 4 other quakes and the reason there were no tsunamis was because the tectonic plates moved sideways rather than one underneath the other.

What has got the scientists “Indescribably Blue”, however, is that the quakes didn’t . . .

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June 5, 2012

Catch a Falling Maid

by duncanr

Cleaning windows is a dangerous undertaking in Singapore. Nine Indonesian maids – so far this year – have fallen to their deaths from high rise flats while washing windows or hanging laundry. In response, the Manpower Ministry has decreed maids are no longer to clean the outside of windows without supervision.

http://tinyurl.com/bt5puqg

In the latest incident, a 29 yr old maid fell from a 12 storey flat. She was saved from death when . . .

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August 3, 2011

Diabetes : Kill or Cure Remedy

by duncanr

In some parts of the world, ‘alternative’ medicine may be the only option available if conventional medicine is priced out of people’s reach.

This is the case in Indonesia where many people are turning to ‘electric therapy’ to cure their ailments – though one has to be nimble on one’s feet if the ‘cure’ is not to ‘kill’ you !!!

Read all about it here – http://tinyurl.com/3suv9gx

April 24, 2010

Cops ban Big Cocks

by duncanr

Straight up

Men with big penises are not permitted to join the police in Indonesia.

Apparently, many wrap their penis in leaves from the “gatal-gatal” (itchy) tree so that it swells up “like it has been stung by a bee,”

Any man seeking to join the police will be asked, therefore, if he has had his penis enlarged. If he has, he will be turned down.

It is a . . . “hindrance during training,” said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta

Source . . .

March 7, 2009

Stolen Condoms found ?

by duncanr

condomsNo. It’s not a new logo for the 2012 Olympics.

Unfortunately !

A few days ago I reported on the theft of a large number of condoms from a Family Planning Clinic in Indonesia.

http://tinyurl.com/ad79xr

Well, I think I’ve found them

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March 5, 2009

Something for the weekend?

by duncanr

condom-200Taking seriously the admonition to practice ‘safe’ sex, thieves in Indonesia have stolen thousands of condoms and birth control pills from a women’s reproductive health office.

Local police official Made Suharya says the masked men hit a guard over the head on Wednesday morning before ransacking the office, on the main island of Java.

In addition to several thousand condoms and contraceptive pills, the men broke open a safe and escaped with $1,000 in cash.

Police believe the theft was carried out by a group of ‘hardened’ criminals

Source . . .