Posts tagged ‘inspector’

September 12, 2017

No Ticket to Ride

by duncanr

a hitch-hiking pigeon and a drunk passenger land an indian bus conductor in deep poo – http://tinyurl.com/yb83cdt3

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March 24, 2015

My Kind of Job

by duncanr

brothel inspectorA multilingual person is desired, with knowledge of French a particular advantage

Hhmmm, excuse me while I go brush up on my French – got to be quick before ‘ratty’ spots this ad and beats me to it

http://tinyurl.com/or86dnh

October 19, 2012

Pleb of the Week

by duncanr

Driving home from work today, the DJ on the Asian radio station I listen to announced a new feature – inviting listeners to contact the station and nominate their ‘Desi’ (translate – asian) of the week

I would like to introduce a similar feature in Madhatters. I’ll call it ‘Pleb of the Week’

[‘Pleb’ is a derogatory term for ‘common’ people used by toffy-nosed posh gits]

This will be a sporadic feature, appearing as and when any madhatter thinks anyone deserves to be nominated for the title. To be deserving of such award an individual must demonstrate . . .

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