Posts tagged ‘inverness’

October 15, 2017

The Highlanders

by duncanr

even if not keen on the pipes, worth hanging in there for the dancing cops around the 4.30 mark . . .

May 24, 2016

Sights You See in Inverness

by duncanr

inverness big penis

story and video here –

July 20, 2015

Inverness Wheelchair Man’s Rant

by duncanr

dinnae ken whit the ker-r-rfuful is aboot but yon wheelchair-r-r mannie in Invur-r-rness is no vur-r-ry happy aboot somethin’ – [an’ he’ll be even mair-r-r unhappy gin he’s claimin’ disability an’ a benefits offisur-r-r spies the way he wuz loupin’ oot o’ yon chair-r-r]

p.s. apologies tae ony sassenachs haein deeficulty unnerstaundin the postvocalic rhoticity (r-r-ratty will explain)

September 24, 2013

Dog Betrays Master

by duncanr
Stupid Ass !

Stupid Ass !

Here’s a tip that will stand you in good stead if you are bent on pursuing a career in crime – don’t take your pet dog with you, but if  you absolutely must do so – don’t forget to take the bugger with you when you flee the scene of your crime

As an additional precautionary measure you might consider removing the tag with your name and address from said dog’s collar

No need to make it too easy for the police to track and apprehend you –

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