Posts tagged ‘ireland’

December 4, 2017

‘One whiff and you’re stiff’

by duncanr

the hitherto little known outside of Ireland village of Ringaskiddy in county Cork – where women are always smiling, men walk with a limp, and dogs have rock hard erections – is going to attract a lot more visitors when this news leaks out –

November 29, 2017

Farmer on the Pull fined

by duncanr

horny 18-year-old Anthony Breslin from Gortnaskea in Burnfoot, County Donegal has been fined £50 after police pulled him over for driving a tractor with no L plates through Derry looking for women –

of course, he’s not the first farmer to use the lure of agricultural machinery to try and woo a woman . . .

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August 12, 2017

Irish Bangers a Hit

by duncanr

had a few too many sausages!

an irish butcher has startled selling some unusual sausages –

July 2, 2017

You can ask . . .

by duncanr

but doesn’t mean you’ll get


June 18, 2017

Cork Commemorates Choctaw Kindness

by duncanr

Native American Choctaw leaders have arrived in Ireland to unveil a sculpture celebrating the financial contribution made by the tribe to starving Irish people in 1847

full story –

September 20, 2016

1980’s Irish Sex Education for Girls

by duncanr

this video is part of a series shown in the 1980s to inform girls attending Catholic schools in Ireland about sex


June 14, 2016

Reasons to Get Married – No 1

by duncanr

marriage festivala 60 year old Kerry man found guilty of driving with too much drink in him faces a 3 -year driving ban

however, the judge has postponed imposition of the ban until Dec to give bachelor John O’Shea the opportunity to find himself a woman – [one with a full driving licence] – at the Lisdoonvarna matchmaking festival in Sep/Oct (

p.s. the Lisdoonvarna matchmaking festival is a real event – details here ( if anyone’s interested 😆

April 1, 2016

Dildoes Gu Leòr

by duncanr

dildo on beachdildoes are cropping up on the beaches of Co Clare in Ireland –

many folk are wondering how they got there

[I’m wondering what this find says about the men of Co Clare?]

p.s. how many madhatter readers checked a map to see where Co Cork is in relation to Co Clare ? 😆

p.p.s. and how many suspicious buggers – given today’s date – are wondering whether this is a true story at all and not just a leg-pull?

March 30, 2016

An Irish Farewell

by duncanr

hal_coffinthe first time Anita met my relatives in Scotland was at the funeral in Edinburgh of one my aunts

it was a riotous affair (police were called to stop the women fighting) 😆 – the idea that the drinking and partying would go on for 2-3 days was a novel concept to someone who had only ever attended more sombre funerals in England and she thoroughly enjoyed it

while my family farewells to the dead can be quite ‘exuberant’ and extend over several days, however, no-one can beat the Irish when it comes to paying their respect to the dead

in this video, Kerry man Brian O’Sullivan . . .

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October 17, 2015

Symphysiotomy : Fucken Religion

by duncanr

I’ve been two days trying to write this post but have been too upset/angry to marshall my thoughts into a coherent pattern

that doctors, in this day and age, are sawing women in two rather than perform a Caesarian because the former will potentially allow them to have more children in future (in line with the Catholic church goals for families) than will the latter – though tell that to ‘Lily’, who has been unable to have sex with her husband since her pelvis was sawn in two – leaves me speechless with rage

you can read more about this barbaric practice here –