Posts tagged ‘job’

June 4, 2018

Take this job and shove it

by allthoughtswork

Suddenly I appreciate my job much more

via

September 25, 2016

Dream Job

by duncanr

now this is a job I’m well qualified for – and the hours suit as well 😆

betasted

January 24, 2013

F*** This S***! (A List of Things I’ve Learned To Do)

by UniSciKill

For education and job security, you have to be willing to…

1) Be insulted.

2) Talk respectfully to people who just insulted you.

3) Be questioned about everything you do or say repeatedly.

4) Answer questions with complete confidence or say, “I don’t know” over and over until you’ve satisfied the educators’/supervisor’s sick, twisted, and know-it-all egos.

5) Be prepared to be mind f***** everyday.

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August 29, 2012

Hangman Wanted in Sri Lanka

by duncanr

hangman

Bastards !

Perhaps you’re a school leaver or a recent graduate and you’re struggling to find employment?

Have you considered becoming a hangman?

Sri Lanka’s Prison Department is currently looking to fill two positions – hangman, and assistant.

( see – http://tinyurl.com/c9o53kg)

Interviews have started but no appointment has been made yet so there is still time

If you are interested in either position, please submit letters of application, listing previous experience (if any), and qualities you think make you a good fit for the job to us here at Madhatters and we will forward your application to the relevant authorities in Sri Lanka

February 7, 2012

UK Govt Advises Terminally Ill to get a Job

by duncanr

They may be dying but that’s no excuse for not working. At least that appears to be the view of the UK Government

Over 1,000 terminally ill people with less than 6 months to live have been sent letters by the Works & Pensions Dept encouraging them to stop lying around feeling sorry for themselves but to get off their arse and get themselves a job

You can volunteer to work with a specialist personal adviser or job broker who will support and encourage you to carry out reasonable steps to manage your illness or disability and undertake relevant activity which will help you move towards work.”

When challengesd about the letters, a spokesperson for the Dept of Works & Pensions said – it would be wrong not to give those with a terminal illness the same opportunities as others.

Source – http://tinyurl.com/7yn8y6u