Posts tagged ‘john lewis’

November 12, 2016

You Can’t Always Get What You Want

by duncanr

this year’s John Lewis Xmas ad modified to reflect current events . . .

November 10, 2016

Bouncing for Joy

by duncanr

it’s here at last – the John Lewis Xmas Ad . . .

November 7, 2016

Spoof John Lewis Ad Proves Hit

by duncanr

an ‘A’ level student has fooled the internet with a fake John Lewis Xmas Ad he created as part of a school project – http://tinyurl.com/hcam7ov

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meanwhile as Xmas gets closer, Santa is having problems with rebellious reindeer demanding better pay and conditions for . . .

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November 6, 2014

Monty the Penguin

by duncanr

this year, the John Lewis Dept store’s Xmas ad features a penguin called Monty kept as a pet by a little boy

the ad shows then having fun together, but Monty is not a happy bunny

fortunately the little boy knows just what Monty is pining for –

SEX

so he gets him a mail-order bride for Xmas ! 😆

the original ad is a bit twee for my liking – I prefer this parody

November 3, 2013

Brits Underwear Preferences Revealed

by duncanr

underwearA recent survey of buying habits has revealed regional differences in type of underwear favoured in different regions of the UK

While namby-pamby wusses in the South prefer big pants to keep their ‘bits’ warm, they’re proper hard in the North – where despite the colder weather – thongs and G-strings are the underwear of choice

The survey also revealed colour preferences – the Welsh preferring red, folk in the north-east preferring white, and southerners preferring black – http://i.imgur.com/WjYmnLT.jpg

And as for the women . . . 😉

For more details of the survey results – including where the women with the biggest boobs hang out – click following link . . . http://tinyurl.com/knacm85

November 12, 2012

John Lewis Christmas Ad

by duncanr