Posts tagged ‘joke’

January 2, 2019

Tell me a Joke

by duncanr

what happens when a 100 folk are asked to tell a joke ?

Warning – not a lot of laughs!
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August 25, 2017

I Say, I Say, I Say . . .

by duncanr

hhmmm, whatever the joke was that burglar found so funny, I doubt it was any of these . http://tinyurl.com/ybvpx6dp

please feel free to post any suggestions as to what the joke might have been in the comment section of this post

May 21, 2017

Wrong Answer

by duncanr

Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.|

A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager. When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.

The manager went to Murphy and said, “Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to . . .

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February 27, 2017

Remember when . . .

by duncanr

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January 20, 2017

Political Joke

by duncanr

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January 2, 2016

Irish Job Seeker

by duncanr

Pat goes for a job, but the gaffer doesn’t want to take on an Irishman so he gives him a wee test, hoping he’ll fail so he’ll have grounds for refusing him the job without fouling foul of the UK racial discrimination law

here’s your first question‘, he says. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.”

no numbers?“says Pat, “Dat’s easy

he picks up a piece of paper and a couple of crayons, scribbles for a bit, then . . .

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July 5, 2015

EU Condom Regulation

by duncanr

February 6, 2014

Silly Joke

by duncanr

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knock knock joke

May 2, 2013

Two Corn Chips

by duncanr

Adam Patch’s wife got rat-arsed after drinking a bottle of wine one night and decided to tell him a joke

He recorded her, then created this animation to accompany the joke

April 10, 2013

A Hard Day at the Office

by duncanr

cellphone250My boss phoned me today.

He said, “Is everything OK at the office?”

I said, “It is all under control. It’s been a very busy day. I haven’t stopped to take a break all day.”

“Can you do me a favor?” he asked.

I said, “Of course: What is it . . .

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