Posts tagged ‘jokes’

May 20, 2019

15 One-Liners

by duncanr

August 20, 2018

I Say, I Say, I Say . . .

by duncanr

the public have had their say

and these (in descending order) have been voted the 10 funniest jokes at the 2018 Edinburgh Fringe

1. ‘Working at the JobCentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day’ – Adam Rowe

2. ‘I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring’ – Leo Kearse

3. ‘I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed’ – Olaf Falafel

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August 16, 2016

National Tell a Joke Day

by duncanr

knock knockapparently it’s National Tell a Joke Day so here’s a couple of Knock, Knock jokes . . .

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Sh*t, stop the funeral!

* * * * *

Why did sally fall off the swing set?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.

feel free to share your own jokes in the comment section

July 20, 2014

Boom, Boom

by duncanr

knock knockreceived some jokes in an email from a friend

normally, we post jokes as comments to our Boom, Boom pages (see menu at top of page) but they often get missed there so I’m putting these up here as a post

1) I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that . . .

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February 11, 2013

Pope Goes : the Weasel

by duncanr

It didn’t take long for the jokes to start circulating . . . 😆

Pope Benedict

So Long – and thanks for the Fish !

Pope pulls out before finishing the job

Pope Resigns to contest Eastleigh By-Election

Pope Resigns – “to spend more time with his family”

Nope Benedict

Guess what the Pope is giving up for Lent

Pope Resigns – How could he leave all that behind?

Never send a Hitler Youth to do a man’s job.

Ex-Benedict for breakfast?

April 2, 2012

Were You Pranked?

by duncanr

Well that’s it over for another year

Did you fall for any April Fool jokes yesterday?

Did you play an April Fool joke on anyone?

C’mon ‘fess up – share your story here

P.S. no-one fell for the ‘Gmail tap’ and the “hosepipe ban’ stories posted in Madhatters yesterday, right ?

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June 29, 2010

Old Jews Telling Jokes

by duncanr

The website – http://oldjewstellingjokes.com/ is exactly that – a bunch of old jews telling jokes. Four new vids are posted each week. You can watch them on their own website or on Youtube, where several have been posted.

Here’s a sampler