July 26, 2020
Carbs kill
July 6, 2020
Dieting in lockdown? Here’s a handy guide
To be clear, the purist carnivore eats meat. That’s it. Just things that poop. Oreos don’t poop.
Omnivores eat, well, everything. Even Oreos, just like vegans. Which clearly indicates psychosis. Just sayin’.
June 9, 2020
One-Liner Wednesday — #61
“It’s a brownie. You’re not eating it for your nutrition, you’re eating it for your head. Carb addiction, baby.”
–Dr. Robert Cywes
May 26, 2020
One-Liner Wednesday — #59
“It’s about the sugar, period. Telling a diabetic an apple is healthier than a cookie is like telling an alcoholic a Bloody Mary is healthier than a shot. Try getting it past your liver.”
–Me
April 20, 2020
Doctor: “It is irrefutable that metabolic disease is the leading cause of mortality from COVID-19.”
“This covers much of what we are already being told, that outcomes for patients suffering from type 2 diabetes, heart disease and high blood pressure are far worse than in otherwise healthy adults. What is not being spelled out is that poor diet and obesity is behind this.”
Ya think? But he’s not just referring to the rotund, it’s all about where the fat sits. There are more thin people in the world with those diseases than fat people, because TOFI. Two people buying the same jeans size can have vastly different internal stories and, hate to break it to you, but that old calories in, calories out bullshit was disproven years ago.
So, having smaller desserts ain’t gonna cut it in this new normal of global pandemic, you’re gonna have to back away from the coronavirus comfort cookies altogether. If you’re angry or weeping right now, tell me how you’re not sugar addicted.
January 13, 2019
Let’s play Diabetic Tetris
They say children are exceeding their recommended sugar limit by age ten, but you know damned well most of them are exceeding it by 8 o’clock in the morning:
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