Posts tagged ‘keto’

August 18, 2018

A keto prayer

by allthoughtswork

 Found in an old-fashioned diner

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August 8, 2018

Evil keto

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Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets

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For those of us who don’t consume carbs, there are sundry ways to blow off steam in a maddeningly sugar-laden supermarket.

July 23, 2018

“Yeah, all cats are keto, why do you ask?”

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"Move along.. this does not concern you."

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July 21, 2018

Time to cut out carbs

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July 21, 2018

Everything’s better with butter

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July 19, 2018

But not diabetes

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This ice cream sign

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July 15, 2018

99 degrees worth of sex appeal stuffed into one pair of shorts

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July 14, 2018

You know an ice cream shop has become desperate when….

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…they roll out Freak Shakes.┬áIt looks like something a fourteen-year-old whipped up during a cannabis-fueled bipolar high.

FYI, just walking downwind of the industrial strength processed carb fumes of a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop has been known to knock athletes completely out of ketosis and make diabetics jam a needle in their ass without breaking stride. Be safe out there.

June 25, 2018

Japanese put tons of sugar in their omelette

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That’s really kind of…well…ew.

June 22, 2018

Lava meeting ice or me trying to make butterscotch?

by allthoughtswork

That’s how my pans ended up looking on the first try in 1995, anyway.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on who you ask, me or my pancreas), I went on to perfect the art of burnt sugar chiffon cake with burnt sugar buttercream frosting. (Believe me, it tastes waaay better than it sounds. Duncan Hines can suck it.)

Now I’m keto and have to watch lava on You Tube to relive the drama.