Posts tagged ‘keto’

May 26, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #59

by allthoughtswork

“It’s about the sugar, period. Telling a diabetic an apple is healthier than a cookie is like telling an alcoholic a Bloody Mary is healthier than a shot. Try getting it past your liver.” 

–Me

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April 20, 2020

Doctor: “It is irrefutable that metabolic disease is the leading cause of mortality from COVID-19.”

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“This covers much of what we are already being told, that outcomes for patients suffering from type 2 diabetes, heart disease and high blood pressure are far worse than in otherwise healthy adults. What is not being spelled out is that poor diet and obesity is behind this.”

Ya think? But he’s not just referring to the rotund, it’s all about where the fat sits. There are more thin people in the world with those diseases than fat people, because TOFI. Two people buying the same jeans size can have vastly different internal stories and, hate to break it to you, but that old calories in, calories out bullshit was disproven years ago.

So, having smaller desserts ain’t gonna cut it in this new normal of global pandemic, you’re gonna have to back away from the coronavirus comfort cookies altogether. If you’re angry or weeping right now, tell me how you’re not sugar addicted.

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January 13, 2019

Let’s play Diabetic Tetris

by allthoughtswork

Infographic shows average sugar content in drinks

They say children are exceeding their recommended sugar limit by age ten, but you know damned well most of them are exceeding it by 8 o’clock in the morning:

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December 27, 2018

Made any New Year’s resolutions yet?

by allthoughtswork

October 12, 2018

McHurricane

by allthoughtswork

A McDonald's sign damaged in Panama City Beach.Hurricane Michael damage

On one level, it’s horrendous, and on another, it gives me hope.

October 9, 2018

“I wanna be diabetes for Halloween!”

by allthoughtswork

What My 2-Year-Old Daughter Chose For Her Halloween Costume

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September 11, 2018

Confessions: Guilty white trash pleasure food

by allthoughtswork

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We all have that one thing, that thing that no one in our contacts list must know about.

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August 18, 2018

A keto prayer

by allthoughtswork

 Found in an old-fashioned diner

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August 8, 2018

Evil keto

by allthoughtswork

Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets

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For those of us who don’t consume carbs, there are sundry ways to blow off steam in a maddeningly sugar-laden supermarket.

July 23, 2018

“Yeah, all cats are keto, why do you ask?”

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"Move along.. this does not concern you."

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