Posts tagged ‘kiwi’

November 16, 2019

Life in America: a Kiwi Perspective

by duncanr

June 26, 2013

Fish and Chip Stushie

by duncanr

fish and chipsA Kiwi who went out to buy a loaf of bread was none too happy when he returned to the plaice he was staying and found his sister and other family members tucking into some fish and chips

When he tried to mackeral give him some, she refused – and this is where the stories differ

She clams he . . .

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March 20, 2012

Kiwis face Marmageddon

by duncanr

Panic buying has been reported in New Zealand as consumers stock up on supplies of Marmite following an announcement by the company that makes the vile stuff the spread in Christchurch, that production of Marmite which had ceased following earthquake damage to the company’s manufacturing plant will not resume until July.

In the meantime, the company has suggested consumers spread marmite on hot toast rather than bread since the heat from the toast will thin the marmite out meaning less will be required to cover the surface

[Hhmmm, can I suggest Kiwis switch to marmalade on their bread and reserve Marmite for filling potholes in roads ?]

Source – http://tinyurl.com/7bzhbb7

June 19, 2010

Kiwi

by duncanr

The Kiwi (a flightless bird) dreams an impossible dream – a wish to experience the joy of flying. Knowing it to be impossible doesn’t stop him labouring to create an illusion of doing so – even if it’s the last thing he does.

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