Posts tagged ‘knife’

January 22, 2019

Pikes vs Knife

by duncanr

attacker weilding knife meets his match . . .

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May 31, 2018

Chinese Police PSA

by duncanr

some excellent advice from the Chinese police for members of the public confronted by an assailant brandishing a knife

November 23, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

camilla-knife

August 12, 2014

Cat Stabs Man

by duncanr

Me bad ?

Me bad ?

A man in China is lucky to be alive after a cat stuck a knife into his head

http://tinyurl.com/m23jtyu

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June 25, 2013

Robber Makes Slow Get Away

by duncanr

old_man_walking_with_walker_lg_clr1Folk considering an armed robbery would do well to leave the scene of the crime as quickly as possible if they wish to avoid capture by the police

Speed is therefore essential

That being the case, if you’re an auld codger that needs the help of a zimmer frame (aka ‘walker’) to get around, perhaps you should think twice before robbing a young woman at knifepoint

Just saying !

full story here http://tinyurl.com/ouj4j7p

June 2, 2012

Chinese TakeAway

by duncanr

Hell hath no Fury like a woman scorned

It’s a pity Xian Peng paid no heed to this hoary piece of wisdom – it might have saved his balls and his life

Mind you, he was asking for trouble. Having returned to Australia from a visit to China with a new lady on his arm, then dumping his old lady friend, Jian Chen, it was surely not the brightest thing to eat a bowl of soup presented to him by his ex

Seems Jian Chen drugged the soup to. . .

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March 20, 2012

Little Red Riding Hood Retold

by duncanr
November 25, 2011

Wife Kills then Cooks Husband

by duncanr

This is a PSA for men everywhere – if your wife begins consulting recipe books and sharpening the kitchen knives, you might want to think again about your plan to take another wife !

Zainab Bibi, 32, and her nephew Zaheer, 22, from the Shah Faisal colony of Karachi, have been arrested by police and charged with the murder of her husband Ahmed Abbas.

Zainab was apparently unhappy that . . .

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September 22, 2009

Pain in the Butt

by duncanr

bladexrayCEN_300A Chinese woman complaining of a stomache pain had doctors baffled until they ran a scan.

The results showed a 6″ knife buried so deep in her bum that it was pressing into her bladder.

Turns out the woman had been mugged some months earlier. She had felt a pain in her backside at the time but had thought her attackers had simply slashed her buttock with a knife. She had not realised the knife had gone all the way in.

The woman thanked the doctors in Shanghai for removing the knife but expressed amazement that they had missed it the first time round?

Now I’m not saying she’s got a fat arse but . . .

Source . . .

December 10, 2008

Switchblade Drama

by duncanr

Daniel Hoevels, 30, collapsed with blood pouring from his neck, after using a real blade instead of a blunt stage knife when portraying a suicide bid on-stage at the Burgtheater in Vienna.

Police investigating the incident have refused to rule out the possibility that a jealous rival swapped the knives.

According to the Austrian daily Osterreich, police have quizzed the theatre’s Prop Manager about the incident.

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