Posts tagged ‘letter’

September 14, 2017

Stern Warning from Tooth Fairy

by duncanr

seems someone has not been brushing their teeth properly and Barry is not amused . . .

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September 3, 2017

Letter to Wife’s Lover

by duncanr

to the guy screwing my wife, I am not angry but I would just ask a few things of you since you are screwing her

1. please stop leaving the seat up – I keep getting the blame

2. you may be giving me the chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It’s fine if you have a couple while you visit – [god knows, I need to drink plenty before I find her attractive] – but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you

3. if you do drink the last one, buy some more or . . .

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August 31, 2016

Address Unknown

by duncanr

no name or address?

bo problem for Icelands postal service – a map will do instead [ http://tinyurl.com/hm3somn ]

icelandmail

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July 31, 2016

Message to Kids

by duncanr

teen bratsbet I’m not the only parent who can identify with this message left to these kids . . .

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August 10, 2015

Letter from Camp

by duncanr

this letter, purporting to have been written by a girl sent to a summer camp against her will by her parents – http://i.imgur.com/rforvmt.jpg

reminded me of this novelty song that was a UK chart hit in 1963

February 7, 2015

Daddy Lies

by duncanr

July 15, 2014

There are many ways of being Smart

by duncanr

wee-dunc-vs-teacher196There are good teachers and there are bad teachers – and I encountered both when I was a kid

I have fond memories of a few teachers that really shaped my life and for whom I am eternally grateful

Then there are the others – f*cking b*stards that I hate to this day, who should never ever have been awarded a teaching qualification

I had the misfortunate to . . .

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December 22, 2013

Cancer : Message from Beyond the Grave

by duncanr

This video is long but once you start watching it, you will want to continue to the end

[I deny anyone to watch this video without crying – so make sure you have plenty of tissues handy]

Source – http://tinyurl.com/oykffub

September 6, 2013

Pope Phones Pregnant Single Woman and tells her . . .

by duncanr

popeA pregnant unmarried woman who’s married lover told her to piss off and get an abortion wrote to Pope Francis asking for advice.

I don’t know what advice she expected to receive, given the church’s stand on abortion but I bet she didn’t expect the bugger to phone her and tell her not to worry – and that concern she had about not being able to have the child baptised because she was a divorced, single mother?

No sweat – just put him down as the baby’s spiritual father

Damn, I’m an atheist but – christ on a bicycle – I’ve got a growing respect for this Pope !

Full story here – http://tinyurl.com/m7pxcj3

April 3, 2013

Letter to an Asshole

by UniSciKill

Dear Puta,

Please don’t try to insult me again with the finesse of a 5 year old because you suck balls in lab. Spare me the lame ass excuses to say shit to my face. You look and sound pathetic that way. It’s not my fault you’re not well endowed and feel the need to make up for it by putting others, who are intellectually your seniors, down. At first, I felt really angry. I wanted to pull your lip over your spiky, fat ass head and demand that you swallow it. Now, I realize that I don’t need to do that. One, it’s a waste of my time, and two, you’ll be put in your place and that day will come soon. Real soon… like when you go off to your last lab training site. I hope for your sake that we never meet again. I stayed quiet once, but I’ll rearrange that street-thug asswipe face of yours next time.

Sincerely,

Not a two-faced, jealous son of a puta like you!

P.S. Puta means bitch in Spanish. You’re welcome.

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