Posts tagged ‘letter’

January 4, 2019

Happy New Year, Josh

by duncanr

mum-to-be, Sarah, wrote a poem to tell her boyfriend/husband that she was pregnant – the note to be presented to him at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve while he was out clubbing with friends
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Josh’s reaction to news he is to be a father is unknown

full story – here

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September 14, 2017

Stern Warning from Tooth Fairy

by duncanr

seems someone has not been brushing their teeth properly and Barry is not amused . . .

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September 3, 2017

Letter to Wife’s Lover

by duncanr

to the guy screwing my wife, I am not angry but I would just ask a few things of you since you are screwing her

1. please stop leaving the seat up – I keep getting the blame

2. you may be giving me the chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It’s fine if you have a couple while you visit – [god knows, I need to drink plenty before I find her attractive] – but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you

3. if you do drink the last one, buy some more or . . .

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August 31, 2016

Address Unknown

by duncanr

no name or address?

bo problem for Icelands postal service – a map will do instead [ http://tinyurl.com/hm3somn ]

icelandmail

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July 31, 2016

Message to Kids

by duncanr

teen bratsbet I’m not the only parent who can identify with this message left to these kids . . .

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August 10, 2015

Letter from Camp

by duncanr

this letter, purporting to have been written by a girl sent to a summer camp against her will by her parents – http://i.imgur.com/rforvmt.jpg

reminded me of this novelty song that was a UK chart hit in 1963

February 7, 2015

Daddy Lies

by duncanr

July 15, 2014

There are many ways of being Smart

by duncanr

wee-dunc-vs-teacher196There are good teachers and there are bad teachers – and I encountered both when I was a kid

I have fond memories of a few teachers that really shaped my life and for whom I am eternally grateful

Then there are the others – f*cking b*stards that I hate to this day, who should never ever have been awarded a teaching qualification

I had the misfortunate to . . .

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December 22, 2013

Cancer : Message from Beyond the Grave

by duncanr

This video is long but once you start watching it, you will want to continue to the end

[I deny anyone to watch this video without crying – so make sure you have plenty of tissues handy]

Source – http://tinyurl.com/oykffub

September 6, 2013

Pope Phones Pregnant Single Woman and tells her . . .

by duncanr

popeA pregnant unmarried woman who’s married lover told her to piss off and get an abortion wrote to Pope Francis asking for advice.

I don’t know what advice she expected to receive, given the church’s stand on abortion but I bet she didn’t expect the bugger to phone her and tell her not to worry – and that concern she had about not being able to have the child baptised because she was a divorced, single mother?

No sweat – just put him down as the baby’s spiritual father

Damn, I’m an atheist but – christ on a bicycle – I’ve got a growing respect for this Pope !

Full story here – http://tinyurl.com/m7pxcj3