Posts tagged ‘liverpool’

May 16, 2019

Goal of the Season

by duncanr

Mohamed Salah might have been awarded the Premier League Golden Boot for leading scorer but his daughter, Makka, stole the limelight from her dad with a goal of her own . . .

October 29, 2017

£4 for Sex

by duncanr

BBC exploration of the sad, sad state drug dependency has reduced some women to . . .

May 8, 2014

Medical Cock-Up

by duncanr

n-VASECTOMY-largeIf you’re

a. a man
b. in need of a minor op
c. live in the Liverpool area

you might want to – move to another part of the country

but if that is not possible then at the very least avoid being admitted to the Royal Liverpool University Hospital

Just saying !

May 1, 2014

Where There’s Blame There’s a Claim

by duncanr

England Premier League leaders, Liverpool, slipped up against challengers, Chelsea, last weekend. Despite their best efforts they were unable to breach the Chelsea defence. The Liverpool manager complained afterward about Chelsea’s negative style of play, liking it to them having parked a bus in front of their goal to frustrate his team’s scoring efforts. To make matters worse, Chelsea scored a breakaway goal when a Liverpool player slipped, and lost possession of the ball

September 13, 2012

Hillsborough Report

by duncanr

15th April 1989 sticks in my mind for a number of reasons . . .

I had a shag (and no it wasn’t my birthday), got blootered, and a lot of people died

It was a special day because me and the missus got married in the morning, then moved on to a hotel for a meal and a bevy with family and friends. Mid-afternoon, my sister and brother in law offered to look after the kids for a couple of hours while me and Anita nipped home to take the dogs out for a walk, consummate our marriage before we were both to drunk to do so, then get changed and rejoin the party later at the club down the road

Around the time we were at it like rabbits (I was a lot younger then, remember) . . .

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June 11, 2012

Liverpudlian Pigeon Lovers Branded Nuts

by duncanr

Liverpool Council are in deep poo for claiming people who feed pigeons are mentally ill.

Unlike these Liverpudlians, on the other hand – – who clearly have no mental health issues

July 14, 2011

Knock, Knock – Who’s There ?

by duncanr

The Sleepy folks of Liverpool are none too Happy with the behaviour of a horny wee dwarf.

In fact they are downright Grumpy with the Dopy bugger’s habit of banging his head against the window of a local brothel to signal he wants in.

And that’s not all that’s upset them – the wee man’s not the least bit Bashful about dropping his pants and having a piss in full view of anyone peeking out from behind a net curtain.

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January 8, 2011

I’m not sure about this.

by NobblySan

Kenny Dalglish back as manager of  LFC?

WTF? – it’s only marginally better than Newcastle appointing Shearer.

Hells teeth! – talk about clinging on to past glories. Move on lads….move on.

This made me laugh though….


August 25, 2009

I’m saying nothing !!!

by duncanr

league table

January 3, 2009

Twitchy bottom time….

by NobblySan

I have followed the fortunes of Liverpool Football Club since being a kid.

Admittedly there was a brief aberration in 1968 when I (along with the rest of my school) claimed to support Manchester United, but I soon grew out of it. And please, lets have no feeble jokes about that being the last bit of growing that I did.

Anyhow, it’s that time of year again… FA cup rounds involving lower league (or non-league) opposition, and given LFC’s recent record, I will be staying topical and reliving my old Dr.Who watching days, by peeping out from behind the settee until today’s match is over.

MrsT… you are welcome to join me… but please chew your own fingernails, not mine.

See you all after the match, although I reserve the right to change my name, put on a false moustache and adopt a new accent.

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