April 24, 2020
FINALLY got my hair cut
At last, I located a hair stylist willing to tackle my pixie cut in the time of coronavirus.
What a joke. She was dressed in pajama pants (very unprofessional), she acted like she had never held a pair of clippers before, and she left hair all over my clothes.
(In my defense, I was left unsupervised on Amazon and found the dog clippers on sale.)
April 7, 2020
Supermoon a’ comin’
“On Tuesday, April 7, at 2:08 p.m. EDT (1808 GMT), the moon will arrive at its closest point to Earth in 2020…and 8 hours and 35 minutes later, the moon will officially turn full.”
So, all you werewolves sheltering in place: Take a Xanax, ‘cuz shit’s about to get weird.
