Posts tagged ‘loo’

April 2, 2019

Toilet Humour

by duncanr


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May 27, 2018

BBC Fact Check

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November 5, 2016

Caption this . . .

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October 22, 2012

Shitty Smell from Toilet makes Passengers Ill

by duncanr

There’s some dirty buggers where I work. At times. a gas mask would be a desirable safety appliance to don when entering the loo. So I can empathise with the 53 passengers that were overcome with noxious fumes on visiting the loos at a Berlin airport.

The stink was so bad firefighters called to investigate became ill themselves

The toxic odour was eventually traced NOT to someone’s smelly arse but to . . .

January 2, 2012

A Flush in the Pan may spread Diarrhea

by duncanr

Does your loo have a lid ?

Hands up who puts the lid down before flushing the loo after having a shit ?

If you don’t do so already, you might want to start doing so.

Seems flushing the loo with the lid up allows a fine spray to escape into the air. If one has a bad dose of the trots, the spray can release diarrhea-causing bacteria into the air, thereby spreading the infection.

Oh, and how many of you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom?

You might also want to start keeping that elsewhare – just saying !!!

Read full story here –

August 16, 2011

Oh, dear, what can the matter be . . .

by duncanr

In a shocking miscarriage of justice and a flagrant violation of human rights, a woman was sentenced to indefinite detention at one of HM’s prisons – having been found guilty of no offense.

Moreover, she was detained in solitary confinement, with no food or water, and with no hope of early release.

Read a full account of this shocking tale here –

November 25, 2008

Baby flushed down Loo

by duncanr

An inquest heard that a woman who became pregnant following a fling with a co-worker hid the fact from her long-term partner by claiming a wheat allergy caused a hard lump to form in her tummy.

On 28th Dec 2007, a week past her due date, she was sat on the toilet in the home of her partner’s parents. When she flushed the toilet, while still sat on the loo, she felt a ‘pull’. Looking down, she saw a baby’s foot.


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