Posts tagged ‘malaysia’

June 4, 2014

Penis Enlarger Scam

by duncanr

small penisNo sniggering

No, don’t

It’s not funny

http://tinyurl.com/kevln9s

May 28, 2014

Pork DNA found in Cadbury’s Chocolate

by duncanr

cadbury chocolate pig250A word of advice to Jews, Muslims, and Veggies – don’t be trotting down to your local store to buy some Cadbury chocolate

Just sowing !

http://tinyurl.com/nwj9qne

March 24, 2014

MH370 – Grim Announcement

by duncanr

Malaysia’s prime minister has announced on the basis of new analysis it must be concluded that missing flight MH370 ended in the southern Indian Ocean – with no survivors

The big question, which may never be answered, is WHY?

March 27, 2013

Extreme Circumcision

by duncanr

bloody knife100Christianity is remarkably reticent on the subject of Heaven. It promotes Heaven as a good after-death destination but what can those hoping to take up permanent residence there expect?

We would not book a holiday without some information about the standard of accommodation on offer, local amenities, night-life etc but the Christian Church offers no such information about heaven. Are there any pubs? Any golf courses? A decent WiFi connection? Sex? We’ve no idea what to expect!

Muslims, by contrast, do a . . .

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September 15, 2012

Spot the Gays (and Lesbians)

by duncanr

Some people like oral sex, some don’t. A word of warning though – If you live in (or are visiting) Malaysia, and you belong to the former category, you might want to bear in mind that oral sex carries certain risks . . .

Malaysia frowns on oral and gay sex, describing them as against the order of nature. Under civil law, ‘offenders’, both male and female, can be jailed for up to 20 years, caned or fined. (http://tinyurl.com/9mr2wm7)

So concerned about the incidence of homosexual behaviour is the Government in Malaysia that it . . .

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February 15, 2011

Woman fights Tiger off with Soup Ladle

by duncanr

Anyone who thinks that women are ‘the weaker sex’ has never lived with one !!!

Even the meekest, mildest, gentlest of creatures will turn in seconds into a ferocious, wild beast to defend her loved ones if they are attack.

60-year-old Tambun Gediu can testify to the truth of this. He was hunting for squirrels in the Malaysian jungle when he was attacked by a tiger. As he desperately tried to escape the tiger’s claws, his wife – alerted to the danger by the tiger’s roar – dashed to his rescue and began whacking the tiger on the head with a soup ladle until the beast ran off.

Her husband suffered severe lacerations to his head and body during the attack but without the intervention of his wife he would most certainly have been killed

Source . . . http://tinyurl.com/4vfzx7d

January 8, 2010

Thick bastards

by NobblySan

The propensity for human nature to show its worst possible side wherever religion is concerned, never ceases to both amaze and appall me.

Some time ago, the courts in Malaysia ruled that the word ‘Allah’ could be used by any religion to mean ‘God’. This pissed off the local Muslims, who reckoned that it was not only their word for god, but it was part of a cynical plot to lure young muslims away from their faith and into christianity.

This has now degenerated into fire bombings of churches in Kuala Lumpur, ahead of a planned protest march.

All this over the use of a five letter word! Nothing has changed in any of the religious documents or doctrines involved, no-one has been banned from doing, saying or believing anything, so why do people feel the need to get all aggrieved and aggresive about things?

What the fuck is it with religion that brings out the worst in people?