no name or address?
bo problem for Icelands postal service – a map will do instead [ http://tinyurl.com/hm3somn ]
That’s according to Sibusiso Mthembu anyway
And who am I to argue with him – he’s been to heaven 4 times, after all, and spoken to
the man GOD himself
In fact, Sibusiso Mthembu knows it so well, he’s painted a Map of Heaven (there are actually 11 heavens according to him) on the wall of his home
Needless to say, as an atheist, Sibusiso Mthembu’s first hand account of his visits to Heaven and his chat with GOD has come as a bit of a blow to my non-belief and left me a bit shaken !
No, it’s not the wife – it’s a bedbug !
They largely disappeared in the developed world in the ’40s but have been on the increase again in recent years – excuse me for a second (scritch, scritch)
It’s already too late for some ! (scritch, scritch) 😳
For others, there may still be a chance
Find out if the buggers are coming to a bed near you by visiting this database of recorded attacks –