Posts tagged ‘mars’

June 8, 2019

Houston, We have a Problem . . .

by duncanr

. . . his name is Trump

asshole thinks the moon is part of Mars!

full story – here

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November 26, 2018

Please Take Trump

by duncanr

finally, a bit of good news – Elon Musk is planning to abandon Earth for good and move to Mars –

now if only he could persuade trump, and zuckerberg to accompany him

p.s. who would you like to see the back off ?

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February 7, 2018

Elon Musk : Early Years

by duncanr

latest news –

January 17, 2018

Water on Mars? Alien pee.

by allthoughtswork

Related image

Come on, you were thinkin’ it, too. 

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September 28, 2015

Wait for it . . .

by duncanr

Damn - the buggers 'll be all over the place now they've found our water

Damn – the buggers ‘ll be all over the place now they’ve found our water

NASA has something to tell us – click here

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March 3, 2015

Ain’t Never Coming Back

by duncanr

never coming back1some men go to the pub or potter in their shed at the foot of the garden when they want to get away from the wife and kids for a while – Peter Degen-Portnoy, on the other hand, is going to Mars (he hopes)

I expect to have a full life, a rich life – [something he didn’t have with his wife and 5 kids?] – and I’m very excited by the prospects,” he said

according to Degen-Portnoy, only one of his kids is . . .

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December 18, 2014

Farts on Mars

by duncanr

martian fartNasa’s Curiosity Rover has detected low levels of methane gas on Mars punctuated by much larger short-term spikes in methane levels suggesting the presence of life on the Red Planet – [may also signify the presence of beer, beans, and baltis !]

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September 28, 2014

Mars Dabbawallahs

by duncanr

mars takeaway service280great news for those who have signed up to settle on Mars – India, on its first attempt, has successfully put a satellite in orbit around the Red Planet

it is only a matter of time now before . . .

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November 5, 2013

Heading to Mars

by duncanr

rocketO.K. I’ll admit it

When I heard about those thousands of folk volunteering to go live on Mars – ( thought they were a bunch of nutters

Wouldn’t catch me doing that !

But hey – perhaps I was too hasty in dismissing the idea

Nobody told me I’d soon be able to get some decent food there –

What am I on about ?

See –

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April 25, 2013

Giant Penis found on Mars

by duncanr

NASA’s website crashed yesterday – brought down by the number of folk wanting to view this photograph


Remind you of anything? 😆

P.S. NASA says it is a pure accident that the tracks made on Mars by their $800 million Exploration Rovers look like a giant prick. I’m not so sure !

Source –

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