Posts tagged ‘massage’

April 19, 2020

When hair salons reopen, this guy is gonna get mobbed

by allthoughtswork

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November 26, 2018

Pet Massage

by duncanr

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October 16, 2016

Say Honey in the Morning

by duncanr

aka WTF???


August 6, 2012

Chinese Takeaway

by duncanr

A Chinese couple who visited a health spa with their 13yr old son are upset that a masseuse robbed him of his virginity

The first the parents knew of it was when they received the bill and queried the £20 for ‘extras’ (though the wide grin on the lad’s face after his ‘massage’ might have given them a clue)

The Spa has since apologised to the couple and offered to waive the ‘service’ charge

As an aside, it appears the lad was perfectly satisfied with the service he received

“He couldn’t believe his luck when he was shown into a cubicle where a woman was waiting and nature took its course,” said a police spokesman.

November 3, 2009

Massaging your Dog

by duncanr
October 26, 2008


by noseycow

Hysteria was a once-common medical diagnosis, made exclusively in women. 

Symptoms included faintness, nervousness, insomnia, muscle spasm, shortness of breath, and irritability.

Treatment involved pelvic massage, where the  Physician would manually stimulate the wall of the vagina until the patient experienced ‘hysterical paroxysm’. Such treatment could take hours of the doctors valuable time.

A solution to this time consuming problem was the invention of massage devices, which shortened treatment from hours to minutes, and in 1873, the first electromechanical vibrator was used at an asylum in France for the treatment of hysteria.

The electric home vibrator was on the market by 1918, nine years before the electric vacuum cleaner and 10 years before the electric iron.

Hysteria was dropped as a medical condition by the American Psychiatric Association in 1952.

If you wish to purchase one of these Hysterical Treatment Devices, the Times online has kindly published a buyers guide.

’10 things to know before buying a vibrator’

Which can be accessed here…

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October 22, 2008

Fassssssial Masssssssage

by noseycow

Visit Israel and you too can have a snake massage.

Ssssso relaxing

Ssssso relaxing

When you thought it couldn't get any worse...ugh

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

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