Posts tagged ‘masturbation’

May 15, 2015

International Masturbation Month

by duncanr

sweating mani’ve been practicing all year for this . . .

http://tinyurl.com/oak8o6z

working on a ‘hook grip’ to attain a ‘smooth snatch’ followed by a ‘clean jerk’

May 6, 2014

Masturbation, Pot, and Raw Garlic

by duncanr

potgarlicvibrator150For a man to argue with a woman is a pointless exercise

One might as well concede defeat right from the beginning – for they always know best

Right, guys ?

So if Betty Dodson says this is the secret to a long and happy life –

http://tinyurl.com/l8ppdbr

who am I to say otherwise ?

April 8, 2014

That’s Handy, Harry…

by sticky

Harry Hopalot likes to hop. That’s certainly true.

But what else does Harry like to do?

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February 3, 2014

Wounded on the Battlefield

by duncanr

Jesus Christ, the Mormon church has put out an anti-masturbation video advising people to shop their friends if they catch them masturbating – comparing that action to rescuing a soldier in battle

P.S. in a video warning of the evil of guys wanking, form your own opinion as to what message, if any, should we take from the final scenes of a couple of girls holding upright pool cues in their hands 😆

May 3, 2013

Masturbation Month

by duncanr

masturbationSome folk (mentioning no names but you know who you are) need no reminding – but for those who don’t already know – May is International Masturbation Month

http://tinyurl.com/dxnlyx5

What does that involve?

Well if you need to ask you’re too young to be reading this blog !

Of course, masturbation has it’s ups and downs – http://i.imgur.com/frjhdqa.jpg – but the negatives are outweighed by the positives . . . it’s safe, healthy, free, relieves stress, and is fun

So what are you all waiting for?

December 30, 2012

Cereal Masturbation Cure

by duncanr

kelloggs logoChances are, a great number of folk will be having cereal for breakfast this morning. And if they are, it’s likely they will be pouring their milk over a cereal made by Kelloggs

John Harvey Kellogg, the inventor of Kelloggs Corn Flakes, was a Michigan doctor with a bit of a hang-up over sex. He thought sex was detrimental to physical, emotional and spiritual well-being and never consummated his marriage. He was equally disapproving of masturbation – thinking the practice responsible for . . .

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September 2, 2012

Witnesses Warn Deaf Wankers

by duncanr

Jehova Witnesses warn deaf to to stop masturbating. The Lord sees everything and he’s watching you, you dirty wee buggers !

May 24, 2012

Kellogg Corn Dr Flakey

by duncanr

There are some things once seen are never forgotten no matter how much you try to forget.

I’ll never be able to look at a bowl of cornflakes again without thinking of . . .

masturbation
burning clitorises
foreskin sewn with silver wire
anus filled with yoghurt

Read more here – http://tinyurl.com/csh2pmc

May 14, 2011

Woman can Masturbate at Work

by duncanr

In what must surely be the understatement of the year so far, Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares said . . .

There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times . . . I began to suppose that this could not be normal

Seems Ms Silvares suffers from a rare medical condition (compulsion orgasmic) that drives her to masturbate several times a day.

A Brazilian judge has now ruled that she is entitled to a 15 minute break every 2 hours at work so that she can masturbate.

Source . . http://tinyurl.com/62auqyr

Any comments anyone ? 😉

March 20, 2011

Masturbation link to Prostate Cancer

by duncanr

A team of researchers at Cambridge University claim to have found a link between age-related sexual activity and incidence of prostate cancer.

According to the researchers, the more sexually active (sex with a partner and/or masturbation) a man is in his 20s and 30s, the greater . . .

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