Posts tagged ‘metro’

September 23, 2017

Don’t Use the Soap

by duncanr

if you are visiting or traveling from or to Detroit Metro Airport in the near future, madhatters would strongly suggest you carry your own soap with you in case you need to visit the loo while you’re there – http://tinyurl.com/y9nefazm

December 28, 2016

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

monitor-head

source

July 11, 2016

Dancers Surprise Buskers

by duncanr

June 27, 2016

A Beautiful Day in Safetyville?

by duncanr

er, not quite!

watch out for the serial killer driving a train . . .

then there’s this . . .

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May 11, 2013

Delhi Police Target Metro Drunks

by duncanr

no drunk indiansBREAKING NEWS

Delhi Police have announced a cunning plan to tackle the problem of drunk passengers on the city’s Metro. Would be passengers will have to take a breathalyzer test. Those who fail will not be allowed to board the train (http://tinyurl.com/breua7s)

That’ll teach the buggers“, said PC Amireet Eejit

FUTURE BREAKING NEWS

Responding to public concern over the recent upsurge in traffic accidents caused by an increasing number of drunken drivers on the road, PC Amireet Eejit said – “We shall be introducing a number of measures to encourage anyone who has had a drink to leave their cars and, instead, take the Metr . . . oh f*ck ! 😳

July 19, 2012

Miracle in Boston

by duncanr

Hallelujah !

Praise the Lord!

A woman trying to ride her motorised wheelchair onto an escalator at a Boston’s Metro Station was able to walk again after being tipped from her wheelchair

November 21, 2010

When the Up Escalator is Down

by duncanr

When my life and well-being are foolishly endangered or threatened, then I become concerned and determined to do something

So said a traumatised rail commuter describing his terrifying ordeal when, on finding the ‘UP” escalators out of action, he and 4 other passengers tried to exit the Metro station by climbing up the stalled escalator – without the benefit of a rope to tie one to the other, crampons, pitons, or a sherpa to carry their briefcases

More here . . . http://tinyurl.com/2e548xs