Posts tagged ‘milk’

April 16, 2018

Milk = Filtered Blood

by duncanr


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after watching this vid, I’m glad I never drink milk !

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March 23, 2017

Needs More Work ?

by duncanr

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October 18, 2016

2 Cats + 1 Bowl of Milk

by duncanr
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September 3, 2016

Naked Man Rubs Milk on Balls

by duncanr

tooyoungtodie2if ever proof was needed that God is female and not male it lies in the decision to design man with two balls, extremely sensitive to pain, then leave them dangling outside the body, unprotected, vulnerable to attack by animate and inanimate objects!

it goes without saying then that bringing a man’s balls and bear spray into close contact is not a good idea

in Canada, however, it is not as rare an occurrence as you might imagine – http://tinyurl.com/h4pjv92

June 21, 2015

Walmart Weirdo

by duncanr

there’s some funny folk about !

January 18, 2015

Fancy a Pint?

by duncanr

I grew up in the 50s when, not long after the war, milk was an expensive luxury for my parents

instead, they bought powdered milk and added water to make up pints of this white, watery ‘pretend’ milk

later, when I tasted the ‘real’ stuff, I found it revolting – thick and sweet, I couldn’t drink it

after a lifetime of not drinking milk, ads like this – promoting milk packaged in a can rather than glass bottles or cartons – are not going to persuade me to change

but perhaps it will some people?

May 26, 2014

Milk vs Red Bull

by duncanr

August 13, 2013

Nice Work if you can geT IT

by duncanr

breast massageA dirty b*stard young man in China has set up in business offering to massage new mothers breasts to stimulate milk production

“my girlfriend opposed my work when she found out I would touch other women’s bodies” , said Yang Jun

[I bet she did !]

but he convinced her it was a noble profession

[smooth-talking bugger]

Hhmm, wonder if any males are offering a similar service in the UK?

I sense a business opportunity here !

I don’t want to sound like I’m bragging but . . .

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August 5, 2012

Milk Monitor

by duncanr

Nifty idea – but wasted on milk

With a few minor modifications, however, to monitor and send an alert when the beer or wine is getting low and advise the location of nearest shop selling alcohol and they could be onto a winner here

December 9, 2011

Tipsy Cows Fart Less

by duncanr

Hic !

Researchers in Australia report that adding the dregs from wine-making to a cows feed resulted in some very happy cows.

It also increased milk yield by 5% while cutting methane emissions by 20%

Source – http://tinyurl.com/c3g7sew

Cuts methane emissions, eh ?

Well I’m always willing to do my bit to save the environment – pass me another bottle of merlot (hic)