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September 3, 2016
Naked Man Rubs Milk on Balls
if ever proof was needed that God is female and not male it lies in the decision to design man with two balls, extremely sensitive to pain, then leave them dangling outside the body, unprotected, vulnerable to attack by animate and inanimate objects!
it goes without saying then that bringing a man’s balls and bear spray into close contact is not a good idea
in Canada, however, it is not as rare an occurrence as you might imagine – http://tinyurl.com/h4pjv92
January 18, 2015
Fancy a Pint?
I grew up in the 50s when, not long after the war, milk was an expensive luxury for my parents
instead, they bought powdered milk and added water to make up pints of this white, watery ‘pretend’ milk
later, when I tasted the ‘real’ stuff, I found it revolting – thick and sweet, I couldn’t drink it
after a lifetime of not drinking milk, ads like this – promoting milk packaged in a can rather than glass bottles or cartons – are not going to persuade me to change
but perhaps it will some people?
August 13, 2013
Nice Work if you can geT IT
A dirty b*stard young man in China has set up in business offering to massage new mothers breasts to stimulate milk production
“my girlfriend opposed my work when she found out I would touch other women’s bodies” , said Yang Jun
[I bet she did !]
but he convinced her it was a noble profession
[smooth-talking bugger]
Hhmm, wonder if any males are offering a similar service in the UK?
I sense a business opportunity here !
I don’t want to sound like I’m bragging but . . .
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August 5, 2012
Milk Monitor
Nifty idea – but wasted on milk
With a few minor modifications, however, to monitor and send an alert when the beer or wine is getting low and advise the location of nearest shop selling alcohol and they could be onto a winner here
December 9, 2011
Tipsy Cows Fart Less
Hic !
It also increased milk yield by 5% while cutting methane emissions by 20%
Source – http://tinyurl.com/c3g7sew
Cuts methane emissions, eh ?
Well I’m always willing to do my bit to save the environment – pass me another bottle of merlot (hic)
