Posts tagged ‘missing’

May 16, 2017

I Did it First!

by duncanr

an actress I’ve never heard of – [I don’t watch much TV] – is apparently famous enough amongst those who watch UK TV soap operas to warrant a mention in a local rag after she announced that – when her pussy goes missing – she lays trails of her urine to help the moggie find it’s way home –

well this technique may be novel to many folk but it is one long known and practiced by me . . .

September 4, 2016

Infamy! Infamy!

by duncanr

. . . the buggers have it infamy

weird story this about a family in Australia who went on a mystery road trip –

paranoid couple

p.s. thanks to allesklar for bringing this news item to our attention

April 23, 2016

The Missing Scarf

by duncanr
June 11, 2013

Naked Woman goes Missing in Woods

by duncanr

Maureen KellyMaureen Kelly, a 19 yr old woman from Vancouver is missing in the woods of Washington State.

She left the Canyon Creek Campground, alone, around 5pm on Sunday to go on a ‘spiritual journey’

Rescue services and volunteers are combing the area to try and find her

Other campers, and members of the public too, have been asked to keep an eye out for her

She’ll be easy to spot – there can’t be many young attractive women wandering through the woods completely naked, wearing nothing but a ‘fanny pack’ (‘bum bag’ to UK readers)

What’s that song again?

if you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise

Read more here –

June 15, 2009

The return of the beard… (a sequel)

by NobblySan

Some time ago, a story was told.

A well known beard - before it made good its escape

A well known beard - before it made good its escape

It was a story of daring, bravery and adventure – of how a poor neglected and mistreated individual could strike a blow for freedom, and attempt to make his own way in the world.

This was the beginning of the epic tale that will become the stuff of legend, that will be handed down from one generation to another, and will force grandchildren to sit silently before their grandfathers’ rocking chairs as they once again recount the Tale of Duncan’s Beard.

“Tell us about Duncan, Grandpa Nobbly”, they’ll say “What was he like?”

“Well….” The old timer will say as he leans forward, shrouding the eager young listeners in beer fumes, “…he was a right twat.”

“Oh… we all know that!” the youngsters will cry, aggrieved, “But what happened to his beard – tell us what happened to his beard.”

“OK, you win…” says Nobbly, struggling to recall what happened to the beard after he’d left Duncan and joined Bovina the Bearded Lady in the travelling Chopperfeelds circus, “It was like this…..”

To be continued….

October 15, 2008

A Fathers ultimate dilemma

by noseycow

Casey Anthony the mother of missing toddler  Caylee Marie Anthony, was yesterday indicted on seven counts including ‘First Degree Murder’ which is a capital offence.

She informed the police on July 15th that her daughter had been missing since June 9th.

Caylee Marie Anthony

Caylee Marie Anthony

George Anthony, Casey’s father was the first to give evidence in front of the Grand Jury. While his testimony remains private, before he entered the courthouse he told press that he loved his daughter, and testifying at the hearing was the hardest thing he’d ever had to do. He also asked for prayers for his missing grand daughter.