Posts tagged ‘mistake’

January 21, 2019

Wishful Thinking

by duncanr

Fox & Friends broadcast above graphic to inform its viewers that Supreme Court Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg had died – this ‘fake’ news was a surprise to the judge, who is currently at home recovering from recent surgery – http://tinyurl.com/yc5p8j4o

February 28, 2017

Oscar Cock-Up Explained

by duncanr

it was Putin wot dun it . . .

December 14, 2016

Skitt’s Law

by duncanr

hhmmm, this would make a ideal xmas gift for a certain someone 😆

skitt

P.S. Skitt’s Law states that . . . “Any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself

Who spotted the mistake on the mug above?

via

October 1, 2014

Know Your Enemy

by duncanr

fuckit180anyone can make a mistake, guys

http://tinyurl.com/pfk3h46

May 8, 2014

Medical Cock-Up

by duncanr

n-VASECTOMY-largeIf you’re

a. a man
b. in need of a minor op
c. live in the Liverpool area

you might want to – move to another part of the country

but if that is not possible then at the very least avoid being admitted to the Royal Liverpool University Hospital

Just saying !

http://tinyurl.com/m86ugvh

September 24, 2012

Man Mistakes Wife for a Monkey

by duncanr

Now I’m not saying Basanti Pun was ugly but her husband claims he shot her dead by accident, thinking she was a monkey – http://tinyurl.com/ck8k39t

[I dread to think what his mother in law looks like !]

This shooting comes just a few weeks after a father mistook his son for a monkey and killed him http://tinyurl.com/953ehh4

I’ve just crossed Nepal off my list of places to visit – no sense taking any chances !

April 9, 2012

KKK Recruiting Blacks ?

by duncanr

Oh dear, underneath those white hoods, there’s some red faces !

Those spearheading the KKK’s latest recruitment drive ignored one of the basic tenets of a successful advertising campaign – identify your target audience!

See – http://tinyurl.com/82l9xzx

July 30, 2011

Swedish Surgeon’s Breast Boob

by duncanr

According to Wikipedia, most folk in Sweden have a 3-4 week holiday (aka vacation) during the summer – ‘often in July and early August’ (http://tinyurl.com/yfwhly3)

Residents of – or visitors to – Sweden might want to bear this in mind if ever invited to undergo any surgical procedure during this time – especially if they are female !!!

Three women this month have had a breast removed after being told they had breast cancer – only to find out afterwards that some tit had got it wrong and they didn’t have cancer at all

Source – http://tinyurl.com/43hd7n2

October 27, 2009

Money for Nothing

by duncanr

money250Anthony Armatys accepted a job with Avaya Inc., a New Jersey-based telecommunications company, in September 2002 – but then changed his mind.

That fact, however, wasn’t communicated to the folks in charge of the computer payroll system and pretty soon monthly cheques started dropping into Mr Armatys back account.

He continued to get paid for a non-existent job until Feb 2007 when auditors queried why the company was making regular payments to a man who didn’t work for them.

Over the course of the 5 years, Mr Armatys received $470,000 from the company. Yesterday he pleaded guilty in New Jersey Superior Court to one count of theft as part of a plea bargain.

Source . . .

[And they say money doesn’t grow on trees !!!]