Posts tagged ‘money’

December 14, 2017

An Early Xmas Present

by duncanr

at xmas, charities saturate the media and social networks, and ambush us in the streets or shops, to remind us that xmas can be pretty miserable for those less fortunate than ourselves and how we can make a difference by handing over some of our cash

well one man in France who didn’t have much to . . .

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June 14, 2017

Secret hiding places that foil burglars

by allthoughtswork

Hint: Being poor as shit works, too.

November 15, 2016

Money : Paper Chase

by duncanr

July 21, 2016

Iceland Hambush

by duncanr

Greater Manchester Police tweeted news of a violent confrontation in a local supermarket when an elderly woman repulsed a would-be mugger by hitting the ‘thief’ over the head, several times, with a pack of bacon

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CCTV footage of the incident, however, suggests that . . .

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March 4, 2016

Beach Bum Bag

by duncanr
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July 2, 2015

Who Knew, eh ?

by duncanr

money in hand120pay attention, guys

this is an important PSA

apparently, making (or attempting to make) an unauthorised withdrawal from a lady’s private parts is an offence under section 1(1) of the UK Criminal Attempts Act 1981 –
http://tinyurl.com/nm25qa9

you have been warned !

June 24, 2015

Damn, and Double Damn

by duncanr

money fistI knew it was too good to be true !

awoke to news this morning that the Scottish Government were clamping down on a family of scroungers who have been living off of the state for years – cutting the benefit money they receive – only to find out now that it isn’t true (sob, sob)

http://tinyurl.com/ofurl27

April 11, 2015

Where’s the Money Coming From?

by duncanr

jeremy hunt edit

Read all about it here – http://tinyurl.com/oslf3tm

September 3, 2014

Monkey Manna

by duncanr

monkey200there’s a lot of monkeys in the Indian state of Himachal Pradesh

Hindus, simianly, consider them sacred

there’s one bloke in the state capital, Shimla, however, who will not be revering the buggers

in fact, he is likely to go ape-shit when he returns home and finds one monkey decided to macaque his neighbours wealthy at his expense

http://tinyurl.com/nr2wt4l

November 19, 2013

It’s Mine – Honest!

by duncanr

moneyPolice in Lincolnshire are seeking the owner of . . .

hundreds of thousands of pounds in banknotes found floating down a river

http://tinyurl.com/n3wj2e7

Get back, you buggers – I saw it first!

Now excuse me for a moment while I make a quick phone call 😉