Posts tagged ‘money’

July 1, 2019

“I’m stonkingly rich, up yours!”

by allthoughtswork

This humorous 2007 British documentary on the class system could well have been filmed in America, with a few tweaks: Our royals are whichever celebrities are “in” this year, our wealth signaling involves dietary choices, and nobody gives a damn which accent you speak in, they only want to know which car you drive. A thick backwoods accent is easily forgiven in an Audi R8 coupe.

PS: No American would ever say “toilet” unless we’re actually in Home Depot buying one. It’s restroom, ladies room, mens room, bathroom. We only refer to our nether regions semantically.

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June 6, 2019

Do the math

by allthoughtswork

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You can get buttloads of vodka at university parties, just sayin’.

May 18, 2019

Target vs. university bookstore

by allthoughtswork

The Price Of 12 Pieces Of Chalk At Target Vs My College Bookstore

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Cramming for the final in Gullibility 101. Seriously, if you didn’t make it out of college without learning at least some poverty hacks, you wasted your life.

December 14, 2017

An Early Xmas Present

by duncanr

at xmas, charities saturate the media and social networks, and ambush us in the streets or shops, to remind us that xmas can be pretty miserable for those less fortunate than ourselves and how we can make a difference by handing over some of our cash

well one man in France who didn’t have much to . . .

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June 14, 2017

Secret hiding places that foil burglars

by allthoughtswork

Hint: Being poor as shit works, too.

November 15, 2016

Money : Paper Chase

by duncanr

July 21, 2016

Iceland Hambush

by duncanr

Greater Manchester Police tweeted news of a violent confrontation in a local supermarket when an elderly woman repulsed a would-be mugger by hitting the ‘thief’ over the head, several times, with a pack of bacon

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CCTV footage of the incident, however, suggests that . . .

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March 4, 2016

Beach Bum Bag

by duncanr
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July 2, 2015

Who Knew, eh ?

by duncanr

money in hand120pay attention, guys

this is an important PSA

apparently, making (or attempting to make) an unauthorised withdrawal from a lady’s private parts is an offence under section 1(1) of the UK Criminal Attempts Act 1981 –
http://tinyurl.com/nm25qa9

you have been warned !

June 24, 2015

Damn, and Double Damn

by duncanr

money fistI knew it was too good to be true !

awoke to news this morning that the Scottish Government were clamping down on a family of scroungers who have been living off of the state for years – cutting the benefit money they receive – only to find out now that it isn’t true (sob, sob)

http://tinyurl.com/ofurl27