Posts tagged ‘monkey’

October 1, 2019

Monkey Business

by duncanr

September 10, 2019

the Monkey and the Organ Grinder

by duncanr


April 25, 2016

Cheeky Monkey

by duncanr


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February 7, 2016

Year of the Monkey

by duncanr

the Chinese New Year – year of the Monkey – starts tomorrow and, believe it or not, some folk apparently have a problem with this poster designed to celebrate the event

now when I look at it, I see a monkey but other folk – [dirty buggers] – with mucky minds, see something else . . .


March 31, 2015

And So It Begins

by duncanr

monkey axe railtrackyou couldn’t macaque this up – a monkey in the Indian state of Bihar has gone apeshit and is gibbon drivers hell after one of its mates was killed by a train –

December 22, 2014

Monkey Revives Electrocuted Pal

by duncanr


Customary human response?

Smelling salts – or if that is not an option, slap the bugger !

heart stopped beating?

thump the chest or apply electric shock to try and jump-start the heart again

in other words, apply strong external stimuli in hope of bringing the person back to consciousness

which is pretty much the same principle this monkey is intuitively employing in an attempt to revive a pal

September 3, 2014

Monkey Manna

by duncanr

monkey200there’s a lot of monkeys in the Indian state of Himachal Pradesh

Hindus, simianly, consider them sacred

there’s one bloke in the state capital, Shimla, however, who will not be revering the buggers

in fact, he is likely to go ape-shit when he returns home and finds one monkey decided to macaque his neighbours wealthy at his expense

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May 13, 2013

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

One man and his monkey

Pic source –

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April 7, 2013

Monkey Gets Statue in Cork

by duncanr

monkey drinkingOn 7th April 1943, an American Flying Fortress enroute to England got lost and landed instead in Clonakilty in Co. Cork, Eire. The local police ‘arrested’ the crew of eleven and their mascot – a monkey named Tojo – and ‘imprisoned’ them in the bar of the local hotel. They also ‘liberated’ 36 bottles of rum from the plane. For 3 days, the . . .

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January 30, 2013

West Goes Apeshit over Iranian MonkeyNaut

by duncanr

iran space monkeyThe Iranian Space Agency (who knew they had one?) has announced the successful launch of a monkey into space –

Iranians are ‘over the moon’ at the news – the West less so

Speaking to reporters, a spokesperson for the US Government gave the administration’s official view on the Iranian Monkeynaut – Aw, Nuts !!!

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