Posts tagged ‘NaBloPoMo09’

December 2, 2009

Maybe we should slow down a bit.

by NobblySan

There are moves afoot to try and encourage bloggers to write one post a day for an entire month.

Last year, WordPress pushed this sort of initiative and appended each of our posts with some bloody silly sounding tag  – NaBloPoMo.

One of Dave’s mates is pushing an initiative of his own, and it would seem that the NaBloPoOhFuckItIcantBeArsedThingy…. theme is also being pursued courtesy of its own website.

So, one post a day it is….

Can we all go and put our feet up for a while, then?

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August 1, 2009

Sex toys for dogs

by duncanr

Man’s ‘best friend’ has himself got a new ‘best friend’

Noticing a gap in the market, Brazilian Marcos Giroto has designed a Doggie Lover Doll.

The female canine companion is made from soft rubber – with a silicon vagina and an easy to clean reservoir.

The Doll comes in three different sizes and a tube of lubricant is included in every sale.

Giroto reports that his own dog showed a “better quality of life” after being part of the product’s testing

Mr Giroto’s company ‘petsmiling‘ has already received orders from dog owners in the USA, Japan, and Germany

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August 1, 2009

Report from Iraq

by duncanr
July 31, 2009

Pope aims to top the Pops

by duncanr

The Xmas No 1 in UK single charts is a hotly contested slot.

In recent years, the winner of the X-Factor has done well in commanding this position

Things might be very different this year though – there’s a new kid on the block and he has a huge fan base who might be expected to buy his records.

Pope ‘Benny’ has been signed up by Geffen – the label that recorded artists like Nirvana and Guns N’Roses – for a one-album deal.

The album will be released globally on Nov 30th and features the ‘holy father’ on lead vocals – accompanied by the Choir of the Philharmonic Academy of Rome,and the Royal Philarmonic Orchestra – and promises something to suit every musical taste.

Roll over Beethoven !!!

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July 31, 2009

Shatner ‘does’ Palin . . . again

by duncanr

Following the huge acclaim received for his treatment of Sarah Palin’s final speach as ‘poetry’, William Shatner has turned his attention to her tits twits tweets.

July 31, 2009

Bad Hair Day

by duncanr

badhair1Amazing what you can find on the web these days.

There’s a whole site, for instance, devoted to examples of ‘Bad Hair’ 😯

http://dontjudgemyhair.com/

For some reason this one made me think of Lynn and Rip 😉

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July 29, 2009

How was it for you?

by duncanr

Owners of an Apple’s iphone can now measure their sexual performance using a new app, called appropriately enough, ‘Passion’.

Simply whisper a few sweet nothings in your partners ear, e.g., ‘On your marks, Get set. Go!’

Press the button on your phone – and your away !!!

Duration is counted by the phone’s timer, activity by its ‘accelerometer’ motion sensor and orgasm via the microphone.

swimmers_on_winners_podium_pt_res.thc-200The software uses scores on these 3 measures to calculate an overall rating between 0 and 10.

10 = ‘superstud’, 0 = ‘rubbish’

Ratings can be uploaded to a web site and your performance compared with other ‘sad bastards’

Cheat – users are advised to stick the iphone in their pocket or strap it to their arm while recording their performance.

If you want to maximise your ‘accelerometer’ score, however, you might do better to strap the iphone to your arse rather than your arm !!!

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July 29, 2009

The Quick Brown Fox . . .

by duncanr

. . . Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

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July 29, 2009

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

CHINESE LOVE

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July 28, 2009

Shatner ‘beats’ Palin

by duncanr

William Shatner’s beat-poet style recitation of Sarah Palin’s rambling, incoherent final speech as Alaska’s Governor.