Posts tagged ‘name’

February 3, 2019

For the One you Love Loathe

by duncanr

roses are red
violets are blue
this zoo’s cockroach
I named after you

(http://tinyurl.com/ycxq3pvw)

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January 28, 2019

Parenting

by duncanr

November 25, 2016

Gritty Gritty Bang Bang, Spready Mercury

by duncanr

gritterjust two of the suggestions Oldham council received when they asked the public to suggest a name for the town’s new Mitsubishi Fuso gritter

other suggestions included Gritty Garbo, Gritney Spears, and Usain Salt

if you think you can better these, you have until 30 Nov to submit your suggestion to the council – http://tinyurl.com/j3fuxme

May 19, 2016

Name that Beaver

by duncanr

beaverDevon Wildfire Trust* is asking the public for suggestions as to what to call their new Beaver mascot

the Trust, however, has made it clear the winning name will not be the one that garners the most votes but will be chosen by the Trust to weed out rude, frivolous suggestions that do not reflect the serious tone they are seeking to project – http://tinyurl.com/gp3tdmn

[damn, I guess that means ‘hairy beaver‘ and ‘Justin Beaver‘ are out of the running then]

* as nobbly pointed out – see comments – this is a cockup misprint

should be Devon Wildlife Trust

April 23, 2015

Tory Name Generator

by duncanr

tory name generator

via

January 27, 2015

Nuts to Nutella

by duncanr

natella banneda French judge has ruled a couple can’t call their baby ‘Nutella’ because it is the tradename for a shitty spread and to do so would inevitably expose the child to teasing from other kids when it went to school

instead, he ordered the child be called “Ella” – http://time.com/3681714/nutellla-child/ – a much ‘safer’ name for a girl (less so for a boy)

a rare case here of parents being more of an ass than the law !

July 2, 2013

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

paddypowers babeson train

What’s the connection between the above pic, a royal sprog on the way, and Paddy Powers ?

See – http://tinyurl.com/n9ratex

March 18, 2012

Bilbo The Cross-Eyed Van Winkle

by duncanr

Out partying last night – celebrating St Patrick’s Day with some friends.

Most of today been catching up on sleep or gently dossing around

The title of this post?

Apparently, ‘Bilbo the cross-eyed van winkle’ is my inner Sloth name

What’s yours?

http://tinyurl.com/6mxo2bh