Posts tagged ‘news’

January 21, 2019

When the big cock jokes just write themselves

by allthoughtswork

The hilarity ensues at 0:47

March 28, 2018

Ignorance is Bliss

by duncanr

well, it certainly is for Erik Hagerman

June 16, 2017

Maryland outlaws boobs

by allthoughtswork

Image result for topless beach funny

You can’t have boobs in Maryland, at least¬†not where we can see ’em. Saggy, hairy man boobs still okay.¬†

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December 5, 2016

It’s All Fake, Folks

by duncanr

much is being made recently of the growing prominence being given to ‘fake’ news stories circulating on social media sites and the consequent shifts and shaping of attitudes and beliefs as a result

in this video, satirist Jonathan Pie argues ALL news is fake . . .

December 31, 2015

Deaf Man Finds Out He’s to be a Dad

by duncanr

how do you tell a deaf man he is to be a father?

well, you could do what David Welch’s wife, Brittany LeBlanc, did – wait till xmas then film him opening his xmas presents, each giving him a clue that she is pregnant, e.g., a Baby Ruth chocolate bar, a bottle of Dad’s Root Beer, and two positive pregnancy test results

December 15, 2015

Humane Head-Ripping-Off Machine

by duncanr

shortage of the needed chemicals has required States in the US to seek alternatives to lethal injection to execute prisoners sentenced to death . . .

May 29, 2015

Saints and Sinners

by duncanr

there’s enough shit on the news every day to show that in every part of the world folk can be right bastards towards one another

then, occasionally, something happens to remind one of the other side of human nature

50 -100 people in Walthamstow, London, rushed to the aid of a cyclist trapped underneath a double-decker bus – managing to lift the bus of the man’s crushed legs before paramedics arrived on the scene

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/qflvclx

May 22, 2015

Riddle Me This . . .

by duncanr

kaboomAnis Abid Sardar has been sentenced to 38 yrs in prison after being found guilty by a British court of building improvised explosive devices (home made bombs) – one of which killed an american soldier in Iraq

now I would be the last person to defend anyone who deliberately set out to harm another individual – but a superficial read of this case raises a number of questions in my mind

firstly, Sardar was accused of . . .

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May 1, 2015

The Night has Come and the Land is Dark

by duncanr

ben e king_180pxAmerican R&B singer Ben E King, best known for his 1961 hit Stand By Me, has died at age 76” – http://tinyurl.com/q6eo5q9

no doubt, plenty of websites – in paying tribute to Ben E King – will play his classic tune ‘Stand by Me’

regular visitors to madhatters will have gathered through my . . .

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April 23, 2015

Mexican Cops’ Cock Up

by duncanr

frightened womanexcuse me for stating the bleeding obvious . . . but

if a foreign police force claims that one of your citizens is the long-lost daughter of a woman resident in that foreign country, you might want to verify that claim BEFORE, and not AFTER, you send your cops to forcibly remove that 14 yr old girl – fearful, crying, and screaming – from her school and her family and deport her to that foreign country

might save the girl and her family a lot of heartache, and your police and judiciary from looking like a bunch of incompetent pricks – not to mention, a whole bunch of lawsuits for damages – when DNA tests show she is NOT related to the woman who claimed she was her daughter

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/p2tekh3