Posts tagged ‘ocean’

April 10, 2019

“Don’t worry, honey, we’re safe up here.”

by allthoughtswork

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February 4, 2019

What happens when you expose a lot of succulent flesh to a hungry shark?

by allthoughtswork

Answer: Lunch.  [WARNING: blood]

Let’s be very clear: This was not a shark “attack.” This was a shark doing shark things. It’s a shark. That’s the open ocean. Sharks are hungry and opportunistic and they want to live, just like you.

If someone opened a warm cardboard box of fresh, steaming pizza in front of your grumbling stomach and said, “Want a slice?” you’d go after it like a Great White after a harbor seal.

Stay in Starbucks, lady. You don’t get this whole nature thing at all.

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September 16, 2018

“It’s gonna be a triple breach!”

by allthoughtswork

Never before have I been so torn between allowing the peaceful beauty of nature to wash over me and beating a tourist to death.

August 28, 2018

Ever see a live sand dollar?

by allthoughtswork

They’re cool little killer discs.

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August 14, 2018

A ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships

by allthoughtswork


With twelve ships, you get egg roll.

July 5, 2018

There’s a moral in there somewhere

by allthoughtswork

It’s either “let shit go” or “always carry a knife,” I haven’t decided yet.

June 20, 2018

Never park on the beach

by allthoughtswork

Seriously, folks, don’t do it. A sneaker wave can end all your plans in seconds; a storm surge is a sneaker wave on steroids from hell. I’ve seen some shit.

June 17, 2018

Timelapse of 30 days at sea

by allthoughtswork

His comments at the bottom are interesting.

January 17, 2018

Proof God is a feminist

by allthoughtswork

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Global warming is turning sea turtles female. Today, the ocean, tomorrow, the world!

May 14, 2011

Drunk Woman Beach Fail

by duncanr

A very drunk loon woman has problems trying to get out of the ocean