Posts tagged ‘onion’

October 10, 2019

How to Dice an Onion

by duncanr

jeez, how can folk not know how to slice an onion?

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November 15, 2016

The Onion : Beauty and the Beast Review

by duncanr

November 10, 2016

The Dis-United States of America

by duncanr

President Trump

President-Elect Trump

WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat”, the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that . . .

a couple of years back, the Onion published a report that makes very apt reading following the election of donald trump as the next president of the USA

you can read the report in full here – http://www.theonion.com/article/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-en-35788

June 18, 2016

Finding Dory : Onion Review

by duncanr

Peter K. Rosenthal almost makes me want to watch the film . . .

December 15, 2015

Humane Head-Ripping-Off Machine

by duncanr

shortage of the needed chemicals has required States in the US to seek alternatives to lethal injection to execute prisoners sentenced to death . . .

November 9, 2015

The name ish Bond (hic) – Chames (thud) . . . Bond

by duncanr

April 14, 2011

Women – Make Yourself Noticed During Sex

by duncanr
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March 13, 2011

Onion Torturer Arrested

by duncanr

Erick Mejia has been charged with membership of a gang that impersonated police officers in order to kidnap drug traffickers, then torture them to reveal where their drugs were cached before stealing them for themselves.

And why is this worth mentioning . . .

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September 18, 2009

Onion News Network : Obama Bipolar

by duncanr
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January 6, 2009

Emperors new clothes

by noseycow

The Onion have bloggers buzzing by reporting the introduction of the first keyboard free laptop, the Macbook Wheel…

The clues are out there ROTFL !