Oregon is having one of those annoying little heat waves where it’s just hot enough to make you really uncomfortable and fuck up your good night’s sleep but it’s not going to last long enough to haul the air conditioners out of the garage and mount them in the windows yet.
(wipes boob sweat)
COVID-19 has caused another tragic and unexpected fatality. Craft beer brewers make beer all winter so they can sell it all summer, and this summer…well….
Thing is, really hoppy beer doesn’t have a great shelf life so Rusty Truck Brewing on the Oregon coast had two choices: dump it down the drain or give it away to whomever shows up with a growler under each arm. Cheers, mate.
So, let me get this straight: You drink alcohol all night in your car, you honk the horn when you have to pee, then you must drive away to find a restroom?
(raises hand)
“I have a question…”
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Two weeks ago, during what I can only surmise was a small stroke, I purchased a bottle of Hershey’s Sugar Free Syrup. I guess I figured if I was going to ride out the apocalypse and stay keto, I might as well do it with something fun in my morning coffee.
Whatever was in the bottle crawled out slowly like toothpaste and tasted…well…like toothpaste. It did not tick any of my “fun” boxes. In fact, it highlighted quite a few of my “contagion” ones. I went back to the store a few hours later.
People are so afraid of getting dirty, they’re now looting the filthiest room in a fifty mile radius:
No, it’s not for the toilet paper. You see, those rustic little cubicles of splattered feces and dead moths also have hand sanitizer dispensers screwed to their walls.
Well, they did….
Oregon’s Rogue River Blue Cheese just kicked 3,472 cheese’s asses at the 2019 World Cheese Awards! We’re the best cheese in the world!
