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May 10, 2020

Damn, it was hot yesterday

by allthoughtswork

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Oregon is having one of those annoying little heat waves where it’s just hot enough to make you really uncomfortable and fuck up your good night’s sleep but it’s not going to last long enough to haul the air conditioners out of the garage and mount them in the windows yet.

(wipes boob sweat)

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May 10, 2020

FREE BEER!

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Rusty Truck Brewing Company | Craft Beer Brewed In Lincoln City, Oregon

COVID-19 has caused another tragic and unexpected fatality. Craft beer brewers make beer all winter so they can sell it all summer, and this summer…well….

Thing is, really hoppy beer doesn’t have a great shelf life so Rusty Truck Brewing on the Oregon coast had two choices: dump it down the drain or give it away to whomever shows up with a growler under each arm. Cheers, mate.

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May 9, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 5

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random thoughts for Thursday March 20th, 2014 – COUNTRY LEGENDS JUKEBOX

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So, I go to this specialty nursery to pick up native plants for a xeric garden. An employee shows me around while standing six feet away from me.

She answers questions from six feet away.

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May 5, 2020

Oregon winery opens a drive-in movie theater…with wine

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So, let me get this straight: You drink alcohol all night in your car, you honk the horn when you have to pee, then you must drive away to find a restroom?

(raises hand)

“I have a question…”

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May 1, 2020

Police crack down on non-essential travel

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April 1, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 4

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You better sit down for this one.

We aren’t allowed to leave our homes except for the essentials, right? Well, due to unpredictable shortages in the supply chain, a lot of major grocery stores are no longer answering questions over the phone about stock availability.

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March 31, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 3

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Two weeks ago, during what I can only surmise was a small stroke, I purchased a bottle of Hershey’s Sugar Free Syrup. I guess I figured if I was going to ride out the apocalypse and stay keto, I might as well do it with something fun in my morning coffee.

Whatever was in the bottle crawled out slowly like toothpaste and tasted…well…like toothpaste. It did not tick any of my “fun” boxes. In fact, it highlighted quite a few of my “contagion” ones. I went back to the store a few hours later.

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March 30, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 2

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People are so afraid of getting dirty, they’re now looting the filthiest room in a fifty mile radius:

The Campground Pit Toilet - Southland Organics

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No, it’s not for the toilet paper. You see, those rustic little cubicles of splattered feces and dead moths also have hand sanitizer dispensers screwed to their walls.

Well, they did….

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March 29, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 1

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Choosing the Right Type of Gloves to Protect Your Hands - The Home Depot

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My state of Oregon has decided to slow the spread of germs by letting thousands of people touch what only one person used to touch before:

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October 21, 2019

WE WIN!!!

by allthoughtswork

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Oregon’s Rogue River Blue Cheese just kicked 3,472 cheese’s asses at the 2019 World Cheese Awards! We’re the best cheese in the world!

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