Posts tagged ‘oregon’

February 9, 2019

Portlandpocalypse

by allthoughtswork

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I swear to god, this town….

Yesterday, I spent two hours running a twenty minute errand and got a taste of the apocalypse, Pacific Northwest-style.

It was like a scene from a disaster movie. The highways were jammed with furious gridlock, horns were honking, people were taking crazy chances, jerks were being extra jerky, emergency vehicles everywhere….

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January 23, 2019

The Unipiper: Portland’s spirit animal

by allthoughtswork

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December 25, 2018

Baijui: I’ve got to try this stuff

by allthoughtswork

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Nixon’s Chief-of-staff Alexander Haig warned him ‘Under no repeat no circumstances should the President actually drink’ the stuff.

“Dan Rather said it tasted like ‘liquid razor blades.’

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September 2, 2018

Portland should put this on their license plates

by allthoughtswork

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July 30, 2018

The Portland Adult Soap Box Derby

by allthoughtswork

The drunken revelry, the weapons grade water guns, the smell of your own flesh cooking under a hot August sun like a chicken fajita–this is the most Portlandly Portland thing to do in the dog days of summer. 

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June 13, 2018

Old railroads: France vs. Oregon

by allthoughtswork

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June 4, 2018

Goat caddies of Oregon

by allthoughtswork

And you thought only Portland was keepin’ it weird.

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May 4, 2018

Justice for Justice

by duncanr

j’accuse

Neigh, this is not a joke

a horse in oregon is seeking more than $100,000 in compensation from his former owner after suffering a frostbitten penis – http://tinyurl.com/ycsls8ao

March 26, 2018

Voodoo Doughnuts suck. Yeah, I said it.

by allthoughtswork

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When you visit Portland, Oregon, everybody asks, “Have you been to Voodoo Doughnut yet?”

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March 13, 2018

Childcare Worker Jailed for Drugging Children

by duncanr

it was called ‘Little Giggles‘, but parents who placed their kids at the child-care centre not giggling much – though much happier now that childcare worker sentenced to 21 years behind bars – http://tinyurl.com/ybu3xp6c