Posts tagged ‘orgasm’

February 24, 2018

Spice up your Sex Life

by duncanr

get yourself one of these – http://tinyurl.com/ya7kb6lc


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June 25, 2017

Post Orgasm Danger

by duncanr

the earth might have moved for this woman but it was not a cause for celebration . . . http://tinyurl.com/yb24vbdn

October 6, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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August 1, 2015

National Orgasm day

by duncanr

Damn, I came too late – http://tinyurl.com/p3f77w8

[story of my life] 😦

other folk were more lucky . . .

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August 1, 2013

National Orgasm Day

by duncanr

It was National Orgasm Day yesterday, July 31st – [who makes these things up? We’ll be sending each other cards soon and wishing each other ‘Happy Orgasm – have a good one!‘] 🙄

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The Huffington Post has pictures of several politicians who look like they have just cum. Check it out – http://tinyurl.com/ogkgyfc

October 26, 2011

It’s the Way She Walks

by duncanr

A bunch of researchers in Brussels claim a woman’s history of vaginal orgasm can be determined by her gait – those walking with “fluidity, energy, sensuality, freedom and absence of both flaccid and locked muscles” more likely to have a history of vaginal orgasm than tight-arsed women

Source – http://tinyurl.com/6hvtmjj

And the point of this research is what exactly ?

November 20, 2010

Spanish (Se)X(y) Ad

by duncanr

Voting in Spanish elections is a whole different experience to that in UK elections !

June 24, 2010

Sign of Vaginal Orgasms

by duncanr

Without asking – and risking a slap in the face – how do you tell if a woman has a history of achieving vaginal orgasms ?

It’s all in the walk apparently. The telltale sign is a gait characterised by –

” . . fluidity, energy, sensuality, freedom, and absence of both flaccid and locked muscles

So now you know !!!

[for more information – click here ]

December 15, 2009

Orgasmatron!

by NobblySan

I found this dodgy device over at Suzette Vaughn’s blog.

It doesn’t quite have the style of Duran Duran’s excessive machine though.

Come on now, you lot – don’t be shy. What do you reckon?

November 16, 2009

300 Orgasms a Day !!!

by duncanr

michelle-thompson200Michelle Thompson suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome – a medical condition that can give her 300 orgasms a day.

Michelle says she constantly craves sex and can climax anywhere at any time *** (She had to give up work in a biscuit factory because the vibration from the machines set her off.)

Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome has ruined Michelle’s love life – men finding it difficult to keep up with her.

Having worn several out with overuse she has finally found happiness with her next-door neighbour.

Thirty two yr old Andrew Carr has managed to keep his end up so far (he and Michelle making love around 10 times a day) but it’s early days yet – they’ve only been at it for 6 months.

Source . . .

*** ‘constantly craves sex and can climax anywhere at any time’ – Jeez, I think I’ve got this Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome 😯 😳