The Mad Hatters

What….

• Special roast
• Track your progress, make a beer chart
• The quarantine is taking its toll
• Daily Comedy: “I wasn’t good at confession because my dad, for many years, was a defense attorney…”
• 2020 mergers announced
• Leather bucket seat will run you $425
• It’s ruff out there
• One-Liner Wednesday — #59
• Meanwhile, it’s gorgeous here and I’m working
• Daily Comedy: “There I am, out there with all the other 50-year-olds, doing our little doom ovals.”
• Works = “gets me into Walmart”
• Balcony looks exotic
• Showering optional
• Daily Comedy: Fashion advice from Will and Grace
• Blew my stimulus check on coke and strippers